How Do I Survive as a Tentacle Monster in a Torture Danmei Novel?

Yang Yue accidentally stumbled across an angsty danmei novel and hit a massive landmine!

Torture, emotional torment, and every kind of melodrama were small potatoes. She could just about stomach a weak top and a strong bottom, but what the hell was with the beautiful, delicate top who whimpered and cried while doing it?!!

The bottom, Bai Yuhan, was straight: handsome, cool, overflowing with charisma, and brilliant and strong. He was every straight woman's dream guy.

But! Bai Yuhan's constitution had been changed by a tentacle monster _(:з"∠)_, forcibly turned gay, and now he couldn't survive without being...!!

Heavens! A handsome, perfectly straight man with his values in the gutter, struck by lightning. What did he ever do to deserve this?

That top: He starts it, he's a shameless tease, he does it and cries, and then looks all wronged. Fine! You're weak and innocent! If you've got the guts, cut off your dick and prove your virtue, you white lotus!

Yang Yue's mind exploded with complaints.

Then she transmigrated into the very novel.

But she didn't become the top who would swoop in to save the bottom, or the vicious supporting female character destined to be cannon fodder. She became the tentacle monster who forcibly turned the straight bottom gay!!

Tentacle monster Yang Yue, full of wholesome, nutritious fluids: ...

Bai Yuhan, the straight bottom scheduled to be turned gay by the tentacle monster: ...Get lost.

Tentacle monster Yang Yue, itching to go on a rampage and smack someone: ...=_=#

Bai Yuhan, the stubbornly straight dreamboat whom Yang Yue had turned gay N times: Little tentacle, come here and give me a kiss.

How to Jump In:

1. 1v1. Couple: a sharp-tongued, brilliant female lead with a kind heart x a charismatic, aloof male lead who was originally destined to be turned gay by that ridiculous novel

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