Villains Die by Talking Too Much

[Reforming a Sharp-Tongued Major General, While a Psycho Eyes Him Covetously] Federation Major General Jiang Sheng has a perpetually expressionless face and is hopeless with words. More than anything, he admires people who can talk smoothly. One day, he dies and wakes up as the chatterbox he envies most. But damn it, the chatterbox is a huge villain!!! Villains have always died from talking too much. Does that mean he has to unlock the skill of pouring out his feelings while being a chatterbox, all the while frantically stabbing the male OR female lead to death? That image is too beautiful. He can't bear to look. Jiang Sheng, still wearing his profound, expressionless face: Hm, how is a villainous chatterbox supposed to save himself? Sharp-Tongue Rescue System: Cling to that man's golden thigh! Pitfall guide: 1. This is a 1v1 romance, with two strong leads. 2. CP: Formerly expressionless, sharp-tongued, aloof major general / later rational, talkative supervillain X a decisive, scheming, mysterious person (possibly calm, crazy, and ruthless). 3. Major General Jiang's golden thigh is thick, and it's his own! With the major general in hand, the world is mine! This will probably be a feel-good power fantasy. As for the logic, if the silly author hasn't eaten it, there might be some? (*∩ω∩) **Don't contact me to strip my clothes, and don't contact me to compare rankings either!! ╭(╯^╰)╮** *I'm your adorable novel recommender!* 1. Completed: Imperial General: Attack and Defense [Interstellar ABO, AA romance, *On the Timeliness and Necessity of Kidnapping Your Mortal Enemy*] 2. Long chapters, ongoing: The Villain Boss's Self-Destruct System [Cultivation with a System, *Become a villain's golden thigh, raise a boss, and play a game of capture the flag*] 3. Coming soon: Riding a Dragon [Western fantasy, *My little slave always loves to turn the tables on me*] 4. Coming soon: The Demon Scabbard [Strong leads, cultivation, *The Demon Scabbard, whose name makes the Three Realms weak in the knees, decides to raise a sword spirit*] 5. Coming soon: The Emperor's Promise [Interstellar ABO, AA romance, *Every emperor raised by someone wants to win over their caretaker*] 6. Coming soon: Days Spent Raised by a Sword Spirit [Strong leads, cultivation, *The overbearing sword spirit and the swordsmanship failure have stories to tell*] [For titles 1-6, visit Junjun's author page, Treasures in a Bottle. If you like them, feel free to add them to your favorites too (╯3╰)] Theme: Justice is never late