You Should Check the Almanac Before Going Out [Interstellar]

Gu Xiyuan hated reunions. This one was for his prep-school classmates. Everyone else had gone straight to college after prep school, but thanks to a series of wildly ill-advised stunts, he started college a whole year later. Going to a reunion like this was obviously just asking to make himself miserable. Then someone told him that the guy he'd had a crush on for years, now a big name in the business world, would be there too. Gu Xiyuan eagerly showed up. At the first reunion, someone blew up the venue. The second reunion was at a scenic spot in the Mao star cluster, where a fleet of warships suspected of being space pirates swooped in and bombed the place. The third reunion was at their old prep school, where students in three classroom buildings were taken hostage. Gu Xiyuan: "..." Who the hell is messing with me??? I'm just an information broker, not a damn secret agent. Could we have some less challenging entertainment for a change? When he was shoved into the role of savior, he discovered that all the terror attacks were targeting the guy he'd had a crush on. "Please don't come to another reunion. People are going to die!" Gu Xiyuan advised him with all due seriousness. Actually, he thought this guy ought to check his horoscope before leaving the house. With a high-velocity particle gun pointed at his forehead, the other man just smiled brightly. "Next time, how about just the two of us visiting the Falan Church?" "..." Visit my ass. Please don't give a lovesick fool like me the wrong idea! - A scheming, smiling-tiger CEO top (Xu Qinghuai) - A brash, thickheaded bottom (Gu Xiyuan) [Reading Guide] 1. Part of a sci-fi series, but can be read on its own. 2. The title and blurb are tentative.