Your Majesty, Name a Queen. I Volunteer

"Your Majesty, I observed the stars last night. The Ziwei and Marriage stars are in unusual alignment..." The Emperor: "Speak plainly!" "Your Majesty should take more consorts." The Emperor: "Granted." "Your Majesty should be indiscriminate between men and women, and share your favor equally." The Emperor: "Granted." "I humbly offer myself." The Emperor: "Granted..." Wait, what did that shameless scoundrel just say? The next day, at court... "After much deliberation, I have decided that the vacant throne of Empress should be filled by someone of outstanding virtue and talent." The ministers erupted into an uproar, speculating wildly about who it might be, entirely oblivious to the little Emperor's clenched teeth. Right Chancellor Gu Mingru stepped forward. "May I ask Your Majesty who this person is...?" The little Emperor glared at Gu Qinan, standing among the military officials. "It is none other than your eldest son, my great general." Only then did the ministers understand. Th-this... His Majesty intends to make a man his Empress? The old chancellor's face suddenly turned deathly pale. Gu Qinan's eyes brimmed with the satisfaction of a man who had gotten his way. The little Emperor ground his teeth. How could anyone be so shameless? He was the one trying to climb into my bed, yet somehow I’m the villain forcing a virtuous man into prostitution! An Emperor forced into prostitution X a shameless, flirtatious top A new project, please add it to your collection (#^_^#) "You’re Not a Shiba Inu After All!" A cute modern romance In the 31st century, animals transformed into humans in laboratories are known as evolved humans, but they’re still pets. Shou Shou is an extremely rare purebred Shiba Inu. After six months in the laboratory, another purebred puppy suddenly arrives. The puppy looks a whole lot like him, so Shou Shou thinks he’s gained a little sidekick... But the puppy keeps growing, until one paw is enough to pin Shou Shou down. Having never gotten the chance to enjoy being the big brother, Shou Shou realizes something is wrong. "Wait, you bastard! You’re not even the same size as me. You’re definitely not a Shiba Inu! QAQ" The bastard pins Shou Shou to the floor with one paw and smugly scratches his soft, squishy belly. "Shou Shou, how come you’re an adult and still don’t have a surname? When we escape the lab, are you going to be my evolved-human pet?" Bullied into baring his claws, Shou Shou suddenly freezes. Before he can react, the bastard laughs slyly. "I don’t think you’re smart enough to come up with a name for yourself. Why don’t you take the surname Zhong?" Shou Shou yelps a few times. Why do you get to touch my noble belly? Why do you get to mock my intelligence? Why do I have to take your surname? You bastard! [Reading Guide] 1. This is a one-on-one romance with a happy ending. 2. The bottom transmigrates, while the top is a native of this world and is not reborn. This is a fictional setting, and most of the worldbuilding is the author's invention. Historians... please go easy on me. 3. Umm, this premise has been done to death, but I still want to tell the story I’ve imagined. Theme: