Help, Why Is Everyone in the Cultivation World So Unhinged?

[Advance Preview: After Transmigrating Into a Book as a Sickly Beauty, I Became the Villain's Darling] A scheming, flirtatious career-minded bottom and a ruthless, lovesick top. The top is a fake eunuch. The blurb is at the end. I *Schrodinger's Ability to Hear Inner Thoughts Lin Xing, a conscientious and hardworking office drone, transmigrated into a book and became... a rabid fan of Immortal Venerable Rong Xu of Guiyuan Sect. He worked hard at cultivation for decades to get close to the Immortal Venerable, but his talent was so lacking that he could only become a servant disciple. Every day, he hugged the man's portrait and giggled foolishly, looking like a total pervert. At last, someone discovered him and dragged him before the sect leader to await his punishment. Lin Xing: Damn, what kind of deadly opening is this! Glancing left: [Whoa, isn't that the senior brother who loves locking the sect leader in a little black room? He's quite the handsome gentleman (imagines ten thousand words of smut). Too bad he gets so deranged later on.] The sect leader, pondering his punishment: ? The expressionless senior brother: Nonsense! The second senior sister, enjoying the show: Who! Who's talking! Glancing right: [Whoa, so this is the third elder, that lunatic! He's the Immortal Venerable's junior brother. Obsessed with the Immortal Venerable, he secretly conspired with demonic cultivators to keep him from cultivating in seclusion. Then he opened the Void's Legacy, forcing the Immortal Venerable to nearly become a cripple for the sake of the world. What on earth does he have against the Immortal Venerable?!] The Immortal Venerable, quietly resting: ? The third elder: Outrageous lies! The second senior sister: He really is pretty deranged. II For some reason, the third elder was expelled from the sect, and Lin Xing was inexplicably taken on as the Immortal Venerable's disciple. But he was still the same old him, hopelessly addicted to slacking off. [Third senior brother, you're not cutting it. You still haven't caught up to second senior sister after all these years. Is it because you ate shit as a kid? So the crazies really are made from childhood.] Third senior brother, in complete disarray: I never ate shit! Second senior sister: Now that's juicy! Fourth senior brother, edging closer in silence: Are we allowed to say this? [Help, fourth senior brother would walk through fire and climb mountains of blades for his childhood sweetheart, and he's practically lost half his life. He has no idea she only sees him as a stand-in. He's left disabled, while she and her true love live happily ever after, and he still wholeheartedly wishes them well.] Second senior sister: Insane, absolutely insane! Third senior brother: Damn, bro. Fourth senior brother: Wait, let me explain! III The Demon Venerable and the Immortal Venerable fight to the death, leaving both gravely wounded. [Holy crap, two ultimate lunatics have met!] [He runs, he chases, he can't escape even with wings! Hehehe!] The Immortal Venerable scoops up Lin Xing, who's been watching the show: I'll give you a quarter of an hour's head start. *The top is the Immortal Venerable, split into multiple parts. *An aloof, beautiful, strong-but-tragic, high-and-mighty flower of a madman top x a chuunibyou, goofy, hopelessly lazy king of a bottom (two patients falling for each other) [Advance Preview: After Transmigrating Into a Book as a Sickly Beauty, I Became the Villain's Darling] Qin Ziyu transmigrated into a book and became the Crown Prince of Qin. He had a noble status, but a frail, sickly body, and would cough up three pints of blood at the drop of a hat. His emperor father was weak and incompetent, and the power of Qin was in the hands of a eunuch named Xiao Ci. In the original novel, Xiao Ci was the greatest villain. He grew up alongside the male lead like a childhood sweetheart, then ended up in the palace by a twist of fate and suffered terribly as a eunuch. As a result, his personality became twisted and he grew ever more ruthless, eventually turning against the male lead and nearly killing him. The person responsible for Xiao Ci becoming a eunuch was the original owner of Qin Ziyu's body. After Xiao Ci entered the palace, he repeatedly humiliated him, once beating him so badly he was left gravely wounded and at death's door. By the time Qin Ziyu transmigrated, Xiao Ci had become the Chief Eunuch of the Western Depot. In less than two chapters, Xiao Ci would kill him with his own hands. Qin Ziyu: What a complete mess. To stay alive, Qin Ziyu came up with a perfect explanation, blaming everything on