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Sheng Jinxi awakened after dying once.
It turned out he was the cannon-fodder biological son in a novel about a real and a fake young master.
In the story, he was just an ordinary student. His beloved, Shen Zhou, sold him to several school bullies, and only then did he realize it had all been a scheme.
He fought back, but in the end, he was powerless to resist and became their outlet. When they were in a good mood, they treated him gently; when they weren't, they beat and berated him at will. Sheng Jinxi was covered in injuries, and after an intimate photo scandal, he was forced to leave school.
Everyone loved the fake young master, Yu Chenchen. Those people treated Sheng Jinxi as a substitute, tormenting and humiliating him without restraint. Even after his biological parents learned the truth, they refused to acknowledge him and told him to get as far away as possible, afraid of having anything to do with him.
Meanwhile, Yu Chenchen was cherished like a precious jewel. His parents gave him all their love, and those few lunatics were his devoted lackeys, ready to give him the stars and deny him nothing. In the end, he even got to marry Shen Zhou's biological older brother, Shen Ji, the head of the Shen family.
Sheng Jinxi couldn't understand why Shen Zhou was so cruel to him. Later, he learned that Shen Zhou had done it all for Yu Chenchen. Those trashy people weren't worthy of competing with him.
How ridiculous.
Only when Sheng Jinxi stood on the rooftop did he understand what freedom meant.
In the blink of an eye, he was back on the day he first started school, the day the bullies had their eyes on him, and the day Shen Zhou "rescued" him from danger.
Sheng Jinxi curled his lips into a smile, turned around, and went to the bathroom to get a mop. If he couldn't escape his fate, then no one else was going to have an easy time either!
A poop-stained mop: whoever it pokes dies.
The lunatics who abused him, his biological family, Yu Chenchen, who knew the truth and pretended to pity him while pushing him into the abyss, and...
Shen Zhou.
One by one, he would drag them all down from their altars, send them plunging into hell, and make sure they never reincarnated.
Bonus scene:
Shen Zhou went to great lengths, but Sheng Jinxi remained aloof, neither close nor distant. When Shen Zhou heard that Sheng Jinxi had a boyfriend he was deeply involved with, he rushed to catch him in the act with Yu Chenchen in tow. Ignoring the staff's protests, he kicked open the hotel room door.
The chaotic, naked scene he imagined wasn't there. Only one person stood in the middle of the room, flipping through a file.
"Brother?"
"Brother Shen?"
They spoke at the same time. Before they could ask anything, Sheng Jinxi came out of the bathroom, wrapped in a bathrobe, his hair still wet. When he saw them, a hint of confusion crossed his eyes. "What are you doing here?"
Shen Ji put down the file and walked up to Sheng Jinxi. Facing Shen Zhou, he said, "Let me introduce you. This is your sister-in-law."
PS: The gong is seven years older than the shou.
[My next book: Help, Why Is Everyone in the Cultivation World So Unhinged?]
*Schrodinger's ability to hear people's thoughts
I
Lin Xing, a hardworking and diligent wage slave, transmigrated into a book and became... a crazed fanboy of Venerable Rong Xu of Guiyuan Sect.
To get close to the Venerable, he trained hard for decades. But with insufficient talent, all he could become was a menial disciple. Every day, he clutched a portrait of the Venerable and giggled like a fool, looking like a complete pervert. Finally, one day, someone caught him and brought him before the sect leader to await punishment.
Lin Xing: Damn, what kind of deadly situation is this from the start!
He glanced to the left. [Whoa, isn't that the senior brother who loves locking the sect leader in a dark room? He's handsome, all elegant and graceful (cue ten thousand words of explicit fanfic). Too bad he's so unhinged later on.]
The sect leader, thinking about how to punish him: ?
The expressionless senior brother: That's nonsense!
The second senior sister, watching the drama: Who! Who's talking!
He glanced to the right. [Whoa, so this is the crazy Third Elder, the Venerable's junior fellow disciple. Because he was infatuated with the Venerable, he secretly colluded with the demonic cultivators, preventing the Venerable from cultivating in seclusion. Then he even opened the Void's Legacy, forcing the Venerable to nearly become a cripple for the sake of all living beings. What on earth does he have against the Venerable?]
The Venerable, quietly resting: ?
The Third Elder: Lies and slander!
The second senior sister: He's pretty unhinged, yeah.
II
The Third Elder was inexplicably expelled from the sect, and Lin Xing was inexplicably taken on as a disciple by the Venerable. But he was still the same old him, hopelessly addicted to slacking off.
[Third Senior Brother is hopeless. Even after all these years, he still can't beat Second Senior Sister. Is it because he ate shit as a kid? So the crazies really are made from childhood.]
Third Senior Brother, completely bewildered: I never ate any!
Second Senior Sister: Now that's exciting!
Fourth Senior Brother, quietly edging closer: Is it okay to say that?
[Help, Fourth Senior Brother went through fire and water for his childhood sweetheart, nearly losing half his life, not knowing she only sees him as a substitute. After he was crippled, those two lived happily ever after, and he still wholeheartedly wished them well.]
Second Senior Sister: Unhinged, completely unhinged!
Third Senior Brother: That's wild, brother.
Fourth Senior Brother: No, you guys, let me explain!
III
The Demon Venerable and the Immortal Venerable fought to the death, both gravely wounded.
[Oh my god, two ultimate crazies have met!]
[He runs, he chases, he can't escape, hehehe.]
The Immortal Venerable picked up Lin Xing, who was watching the show. "I can let you run first for fifteen minutes."
*The gong is the Immortal Venerable, split into multiple incarnations
*Beautiful, powerful, tragic, aloof, indulgent flower-on-a-high-mountain gong x a chuunibyou goofball shou who can't stop slacking off
Theme: No matter what difficulties you face, never give up easily. Even in adversity, you can struggle to bloom beautifully.
What is this? Can Shen Zhou please go offline quickly? My fists are so hard.
I really hope I can get rid of this mom soon
The next volume returns to Gudan, and follows the original article "Help, why are all the evil spirits in the world of cultivation" also known as: The whole sect can hear my second grade speech.
The beautiful and powerful connivance of the flower of the high mountain attack x chuunibyou is not a light thing and the king is exposed to death (attack and sliced)
If you like it, you can squat [red heart][red heart][red heart] first
Both of us are so miserable, we want to be together forever [pink heart]
It's great, it's so great, I've been waiting for this hahahahahaha
After watching it all in one breath, my heart felt sour and my eyes almost made me pee. The past and present are the best, woo woo
I know a little bit about boxing hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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What is this? Can Shen Zhou please go offline quickly? My fists are so hard.
I really hope I can get rid of this mom soon
The next volume returns to Gudan, and follows the original article "Help, why are all the evil spirits in the world of cultivation" also known as: The whole sect can hear my second grade speech. The beautiful and powerful connivance of the flower of the high mountain attack x chuunibyou is not a light thing and the king is exposed to death (attack and sliced) If you like it, you can squat [red heart][red heart][red heart] first
Both of us are so miserable, we want to be together forever [pink heart]
It's great, it's so great, I've been waiting for this hahahahahaha
After watching it all in one breath, my heart felt sour and my eyes almost made me pee. The past and present are the best, woo woo
I know a little bit about boxing hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it the mandrill in Genshin Impact? Think
Very nice article, inspiring and refreshing