[Western Crossover] I Only Wish the Superheroes Were Vampires

[New story: [Western Crossover] The Outer God Halo Above My Head Is Active]

Caroline, a walking first-aid kit in human form: Drink some of my blood and it'll cure all your ills. Take a bite and you'll be back to full health.

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Before Caroline got to know the superheroes, she was like this:

She'd make a tiny cut on her finger, squeeze out two drops of blood, and say, "You're welcome."

When Caroline tried to become a superhero, she was like this:

She'd chase injured superheroes all over the streets, hawking her wares. "My blood can do anything. You really don't want a taste?"

Superheroes: No, no, we can't bring ourselves to bite you.

Villains: We really need your power. Come work for us. We offer great benefits.

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Caroline: Ever since I learned what my power was, I've been diligently replenishing my blood every day. I thought I had a vampire's script, but it turns out I'm a health express train :)

Reader's Guide:

* A sweet story. Very sweet. The heroine is naturally well-liked by everyone. Nobody dies, and there's no angst at all.

* This is pure, brainless Mary Sue fluff, with loads of OOC characterization, wild characterization, a chaotic timeline, and an author who can't think straight.

* Please don't scrutinize the story or attack me personally. If it's not for you, just click away. No need to force yourself.

* Weibo: One Hardcore Green Tea Cake

* Coming up next: [Western Crossover] The Outer God Halo Above My Head. Please add it to your favorites!

Here's the blurb for the next story:

Elena only wants to live a peaceful life, but she never expected to end up teaching a group of mutants.

From then on, the ordinary life she wanted grows ever more distant.

Elena: So this is what it means to get on the wrong ship :)

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If she can't be ordinary, then she'll work hard to become a superhero. Except...

Elena: I wear headphones because music helps drown out your thoughts. I didn't put them on so you could call me Headphone Hero!

Superheroes: Stop fighting it. You've earned the name Headphone Hero.

Supervillains: Without your headphones, can you still be a superhero?

Elena: Yes, I can. I'm ready.

After she takes off her headphones, Elena hears the superheroes' little secrets, as well as the supervillains' bases and plans, loud and clear.

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#Call me Headphone Hero again and I'll eavesdrop on your secrets!#

#Even if you wear ten helmets, you can't stop me from showing what I can do!#

#Today, I'm still working hard to shake off the name Headphone Hero#

Now for some recommendations:

[Coming Soon]

[ Crossover ] Once a Wolf of Mibu, by Swimsuit Pikachu

One-line blurb: What if Okita Souji (?) became a Saniwa?

[Dream of the Red Chamber] No One Knows the Lychee Has Arrived, by Qing Jingli

One-line blurb: Lychee thinks she's very inspirational.

Sea Woman [Western Crossover], by Ye Chonglai

One-line blurb: The Little Mermaid, superhero edition.

[Currently Updating]

[ Crossover ] Flowering-Age Gudaako Saves the World Online, by Swimsuit Pikachu

One-line blurb: Gudaako wants to be cute, too.

[ Crossover ] The Proper Use of the Eye of the Heavenly Emperor, by Xing Zai

One-line blurb: A few things about my girlfriend turning into something nonhuman.