The Villain Keeps Trying to Hurt Me

My new novel, When the Male Lead Gets a Scumbag Detection System, is now available. Check my author page.

Blurb 1: On his first trip down the mountain, Dong Xu catches a pickpocket stealing a bag in broad daylight. That night, a free stay at a hotel comes with a terrifying underwater ordeal. After escaping alive, he discovers that all these people are working together. Then he is caught by someone named Xie Zhi, and Dong Xu's real adventure has only just begun.

Blurb 2: On his first trip down the mountain, Dong Xu runs into a tough opponent.

The tough opponent wreaks havoc among ordinary people, so Dong Xu decides to rid them of this menace.

Who knew that doing so would drag him into countless plots and schemes?

The big and little bosses have wanted him dead from the very beginning, but...

Big and little bosses: ??? Why can't we kill him?

Dong Xu: When I don't want to die, no one can kill me.

His will to survive is off the charts. Even the King of Hell won't take him.

Reader's guide:

1. The male lead has no romance. Some supporting characters will have pairings.

2. An absurd, leveling-up infinite-flow story.

3. The material in this story draws on The Classic of Mountains and Seas, and the incantations are based on Taoism. I made some of them up.

Upcoming novel: When the Male Lead Gets a Scumbag Detection System

After being forced to bind to a scumbag-detection System, Gu Si's world is no longer divided into men and women.

Everyone now has a whole new set of labels.

White Lotus, Green Tea, Premium Scumbag, Ordinary Person, Sweet and Naive, Overpowered but Brain-Dead, Rich and Willful Fool OR Real Overbearing CEO.

Gu Si: "What does that have to do with me?"

System: "From now on, your mission is to weed out White Lotuses and Green Teas, expand the ranks of the Sweet and Naive, and do your part for a harmonious society."

Gu Si: "...No. I don't want to."

System: "If you refuse, you'll be destroyed as defective goods."

Gu Si: "Wait, put down that knife. We can talk this out."

Later, Gu Si: "Come on, White Lotuses and Green Teas, bring it on. Whoever gives up first is a dog."

This is the story of someone equipped with a scumbag-detection System who navigates all kinds of Mary Sue novels, teaching White Lotuses and Green Teas how to behave.

Upcoming danmei novels: I, the Omega CEO of a Wealthy Family, Want a Divorce; After Eloping, I Became a Master Rancher [Interstellar]; I Became the Demon Lord's Favorite [Book Transmigration]. Please add them to your reading list~

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