I Married a Deity

One day, Tang Xiaobai was riding the bus past Donghai Manor when he caught a fleeting glimpse of a man inside who looked like a god descended to earth. From then on, that vision haunted his dreams and took up residence in his heart. He secretly fell in love with the man, even though he knew he could only admire him from afar. Still, he kept wanting to catch another glimpse. The one I love is a peerless hero. One day, he will come to marry me on a seven-colored cloud Original titles: The Age of Immortality Returns, Earth's Secret Realm One day, while Tang Xiaobai was in the middle of an argument, he stared in disbelief as a line of luxury cars pulled up one after another outside his home. He didn't know much about luxury cars, but just looking at them, they seemed like the kind driven by some foreign president or king on television. Uh! The important thing was that every car was decorated with a huge red double-happiness character. Tang Xiaobai: Did the wedding party come to the wrong door? “May I ask if Mr. Tang Xiaobai is home?” A well-dressed man stepped out of one of the luxury cars. Tang Xiaobai adjusted his glasses and stepped out of the crowd. “That's me.” The man smiled warmly and took out a red-and-gold document. “This is your marriage contract. As agreed, we've come to take you to the wedding. Please get in.” Tang Xiaobai: Huh? His marriage contract? “Mr. Tang Xiaobai, you may not know this, but when you were two, your grandfather betrothed you to our Mr. Mo. In exchange, Mr. Mo paid your grandfather a bride price worth more than ten billion. “Your dowry consists of your family's old house, all of the Tang family's secret recipes, and anything you invent in the future. “Also, the contract states that you must marry on the day you turn eighteen. Otherwise, you will have to pay a penalty of ten thousand times the amount.” Tang Xiaobai (⊙o⊙): What did you say? I didn't hear you. Note: The author's intelligence and worldview are limited, and I can't see things from every angle. If your intelligence and worldview are 180 degrees apart from mine, please move along. Thank you! The title alone tells you this is a silly, fluffy little story. Clicking the X in the upper right is easy, so don't torture yourself! And take the opportunity to give your own worldview a workout! New story, new vibes: I Found a Coin by the Roadside Other people transmigrate with a System to guide them, but Ning Qian suspects his System has turned into a mission hall. Other people's System missions are things like “Become a handsome man everyone loves,” “Rise to the top of the entertainment industry,” and “After killing the male lead, I became the male protagonist's one true love.” And so on... His missions: Kill one skeleton man, earn one merit point; gather ten jin of soul-confusing grass, earn five merit points; deliver a baby, earn five merit points. Long-term mission: Transform into a giant superhero and fight monsters, saving the world. Kill two mid-level mutant beasts to earn two chances at a lucky grand draw... In his first lucky grand draw, Ning Qian got “Better luck next time” and the Floating Immortal Abode, a portable pocket dimension that required him to pay rent in merit points, or else he would die, die, die. In his second lucky grand draw, while everyone else was running around trying to become full citizens of the Dark World so they could qualify as superpowered beings, mages, or cultivators, he got the chance to become a disciple of the Hongmeng Immortal Sect. Then came chopping wood, hauling manure, delivering packages, cleaning, and working as a kitchen hand... Damn, he had no time to cultivate! Ding: User from Plane 91 detected smuggling pills out of the country. Merit points deducted For his Nth draw, congratulations! You have won a nonrefundable ticket for a forced trip to the interstellar world. Please proceed to the Vast Star Domain within three days of receiving your ticket to take over from the galaxy's youngest writer and attend the final literary gathering of their life. Ding: User from Plane 91 detected smuggling a high-tech brain out of the country. Merit points deducted Ning Qian (T_T)/~~: I'm saying I only wanted a little compensation for completing my missions. Do you believe me? Theme: