The Heavenly Master with Healing Hands

New Story Recommendation: "Earth's Secret Realm" "Ha! Hahaha! ... Five thousand years of upheaval were all the result of Pure Yang Emperor Lu Kun's stubborn delusions. None of it was Flower Seeking Immortal's fault. Thank you, Flower Seeking Immortal, for not loving me. I, Pure Yang Emperor Lu Kun, hereby swear that from this day on, I will sever all romantic ties with every woman under heaven. If I break this oath, may heaven and earth destroy me... This is not a vow to remain faithful to Flower Seeking Immortal. Rather, not one woman in all the myriad universes and the four seas and eight wastelands deserves the love of me, the Pure Yang Emperor..." Lu Kun, the Pure Yang Emperor of the cultivation world, is reborn as a sissy nicknamed the Pure Yang Immortal... Pure Yang Emperor (??;): Can I have another go at this? In 2018, Earth received an unidentified signal. On Christmas Day, 2019, a massive spacecraft landed on the moon. The legendary visitors from beyond the stars had officially arrived on Earth. Fortunately, they hadn't come to invade Earth. They were here only for a chance to sow their seed on their ancestral homeworld. The prosperous technological world of "Primordial Chaos" is back (?): Lu Kun was catching fish in his pond when he opened a mysterious door and became Kunling, Lord of the Earth. A group of little demons who had escaped the post-liberation ban on spirits taking human form came to pay homage, hoping to become his subjects. And so began their journey to conquer Earth. But this Lord of the Earth fell in love with human food, fell in love with human men, and even wanted to have a child! The little demons: My lord, could you please get your worldview straight? Whenever Lin Tian thought of meeting a certain someone, he would beat his chest and stamp his feet, wishing he could slap himself. You know, plenty of people before us have already taught us this: if you aren't capable, don't go pretending to be a good person. Why did he have to be so kind? Why? Why? Not only did his kindness go unrewarded, he got dragged into it too. Damn it! The guy used to have the guts to do it, but no guts to say it. Why was Heaven suddenly doing him such a favor? Even stranger, a few days later... That stinking white tiger actually said, "...You're pregnant, aren't you?" He wanted so badly to cover up the fact that a man had done that to him, but there was no hiding it. "Impossible..." Even with proof right in front of him, he couldn't admit it. Theme: