[Naruto] A Common Villager's Guide to Survival

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I think my name is incredibly bizarre.

I have never believed that Tiantian's family name is really "Tian." The author must have it in for me.

My name is Tian Zhen. It's just too sweet.

Take a look at the names of my family members. Though I suppose you couldn't really call us a "family," just cousins and such. Tian Yuan, Tian Tang, Tian Mi... What kind of names are those? Pastoral, paradise, sweet? Get a grip, people!

Whenever I have to call them, I can't bear to look, so I make a point of avoiding their names and calling them by their family titles instead. I insist that people I know call me "A Zhen" (shin).

Honestly, I think a lot of names sound better than "Ten Shin," right? What kind of devilish romanized pun is "Sweetheart" supposed to be!?

You don't understand the pain of being Chinese!!

I was an orphan raised by my uncle. Even though I feel kind of bad about it, I quietly decided to cherish my life and stay away from my cousin Tiantian.

Just let me be a lazy fish, living off other people until I die... No, Uncle! I don't want to leave the village to deliver goods!! I don't want to inherit the family business!!!

...I'll inherit it, as long as I don't have to become a ninja.

A villager who doesn't want to be Hokage isn't a good Hokage?

Bullshit!!!

To save my own life, I had no choice but to inherit a fortune worth billions.

#NowIWantIt#

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[The Tang Girl series, Part Three]

This story is dedicated to Naruto, one of the three legendary long-running manga series of my youth.

Updates irregularly.