The Years I Was Married to a General

[I've run out of steam, so updates will be whenever. Sorry!]

Everyone thought that after marrying into a rich family, I'd live worry-free to a hundred. Who knew I'd still be so terrified, and get beaten up by pirates?

A brief notification from the Empire's marriage-matching System derailed Lin Bei on his way to getting rich.

The Empire's noble, the military's rising star, Major General Ying, was going to marry him!

Married, married, married!

This was a plot! A plot! A shocking conspiracy!

That dog Ying Heze made me slave away for him and make combat uniforms! He doesn't pay me for using them! His subordinates even demand a discount! And he keeps forcing me to go to school!

He even dragged me into the Empire's shocking civil war and the insect race's shocking foreign war!

Getting rich isn't worth dying for! I should just get a divorce!

Major General Ying: "Say that again."

Lin Bei stammered, "Maybe... maybe..."

Ying Heze: "Go on."

Lin Bei: "..."

His face flushed red as he glared at Ying Heze. Could you stop squeezing my waist and, uh, that place?

Lin Bei's diary:

I still didn't get divorced today, and I still didn't manage to top him. And because I let it slip, Ying Heze found out I want to top him and pinched my butt.

It's swollen.

I'm furious. I'm really furious, so tomorrow I'm going to make it clear to him: if he won't let me top him, we're getting divorced.

The next day, Ying Heze fucked him hard and told him that if he mentioned divorce again, he'd really get angry.

Lin Bei's diary:

I'm so tired. I'm really so tired. My husband loves me so much. How am I supposed to return his feelings? I really don't know how. Oh wow, do you know how to return them? Oh no, you don't. Have you ever experienced being loved? Oh no, you haven't, you bunch of single losers.

#Still Not Single Today#

#How to Negotiate With My Husband So I Can Top Him Without Getting Topped#

#I'm Really the Protagonist of a Plot-Driven Transmigration Novel#

#My Life as a Mighty Ruler of the Empire, Famous Throughout the Land#

A cheeky, goofy bottom x a cold, outwardly serious top