Preparing to Rebel Every Day

A fragment of a treasure map turned Su Yan from a fine, upstanding young woman into a grave-robbing rebel leader, ready to start an uprising every day. Su Yan insisted she didn't actually want to rebel. Her mother grabbed her by the neck and said, "No, you do!" Her sickly junior sister, sitting in a wheelchair, said, "No, you do!" And her master agreed that they were both right. Only her employer, the current dynasty's eldest princess, lifted Su Yan's chin and said, "Whose rule are you rebelling against? I offer this splendid realm as your bride price. How about marrying me?" [Bonus Scene] The eldest princess looked so gloomy that Su Yan was trembling with fear. Su Yan: "Are you on your period?" Eldest Princess: "Who's that little flirt you were all lovey-dovey with today?" Su Yan: "Huh? My cousin?" Eldest Princess: "Cousin, you sure sound close [pounds table] " Su Yan: "We can't marry close relatives. I only love you." Eldest Princess: "Then... who is that little white lotus?" Su Yan: "Huh? My junior sister?" Eldest Princess: "Junior sister, you sure sound close [grits teeth] " Su Yan: "I only love you." Eldest Princess: "And who's that old woman?!" Su Yan: "That's your mother-in-law, my mom!" The eldest princess collapsed to the ground, trembling. A jade-faced young master, a remnant of the previous dynasty and a tomb raider, in the bottom role (?) X a domineering current-dynasty princess and wealthy employer in the top role (?) Theme: Keep a tiger in your heart, but sniff the roses gently.