The Detectives Are Questioning Their Lives Again Today

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When Mori Ze Chengye got the Strange Tales, he never imagined his retirement would become so exciting.

After inheriting his grandfather's estate, he simply found a strange book in the basement.

The strange creature sleeping inside the book turned out to be a sweet little thing with a great personality. After they talked, he agreed to help the little monster retrieve the concepts scattered across the world. In return, he received the only two concepts left in the Strange Tales: Living Doll and Split.

How convenient was that?!

He applied for a scrapped System. Although its card pool was so busted that it could only draw abilities that came with all sorts of problems and fragments of consciousness, and most of its cards were missing, the only fairly complete ones were the ones that could turn him into literary greats and sorcerers. But he still had the concepts Living Doll and Split!

Mori Ze Chengye was already getting excited!

The world had long been growing strange without anyone noticing. But until they saw it with their own eyes, the detectives who firmly believed in science never considered that possibility.

That is, until a certain perennial elementary school student kept encountering strange people at crime scenes. They called out the names of literary greats, looked mysterious and suspicious, and always carried a case with the same symbol on it...

Later, he also discovered a religious school hidden deep in the mountains, where seemingly every student was a dangerous individual...

On the Nth day of questioning his sanity, the little detective who brought death wherever he went: ...#@%...%#

Concept Number: LT-0619

Concept Name: No Longer Human

Concept Level: Safe

Description: Intangible.

Can stop all concepts from functioning.

After acquiring a host, the concept requires physical contact to take effect.

Note: Contains the distorted lingering attachment of the literary great "■■■".

Can merge with any living body. After merging, the body will be assimilated by the distorted lingering attachment of the literary great "■■■" and lose its sense of self.

※Will not actively merge with any living body. A special ritual is required.

Recovery Measures: In its pure concept state, Concept MS-8315 can capture it and store it in a space of absolute stillness.

If it has a host, the host must be killed, then the steps above repeated.

Looking at the file he'd put together, Mori Ze Chengye smiled with satisfaction. Literary greats acquired √

Of course, with the heroes in place, it was time to bring in the villains too!

Don't mind these little files of mine. They're all made up. The format might be wrong, and the descriptions might not be very precise, so I hope you little angels won't take them too seriously. I just thought it would be fun to set things up this way!

I just think this format is interesting, and I wanted to add a little supernatural weirdness to the world of Conan. You know how it is. I love watching the little detective question his own sanity. Hehehe~

You've all seen the card pool. It's mainly literary greats and sorcerers, but there'll be some other characters from different series here and there, too. I've left myself a back door. The cards being missing doesn't mean they're all gone!

And look into my sincere eyes: it's perfectly normal for abilities to have little glitches, and for personalities to change, too. After all, it's a scrapped System~

One more thing: I saw people saying our perennial elementary school student is too reckless. There's actually a little detail I've set up that I'll explain around the middle of the story. Please bear with me. Sorry I didn't make that clear earlier~

There are tons of personal takes and headcanons here, so please be gentle~

Coming soon: "I Told You I'm the Strongest!"

Twelve years ago, one day, little Shiina Hiyori was snatched away by a world destined for destruction.

On his first day in the new world, the adorable little kid received one authority from the world's consciousness, one nanny and guardian, and one private territory.

Today, twelve years later, that little kid has grown into an adorable young man.

As a second-year teacher at Hachihara Private High School, he has to recruit a student before the new first-year teacher arrives.

But Shiina Hiyori never imagined that the tall, white-haired man with the sweet scent who brushed past him would be the online boyfriend he'd chatted with until the middle of the night yesterday.

5t5: I never thought my online boyfriend would be Hachihara's secret weapon!

As the strongest in every sense of the word and the combat ceiling of the Jujutsu Kaisen world, 5t5 has always lived in Shiina Hiyori's heart.

He's curious: between himself, who possesses part of the world's authority and can in some ways rival a god, and this strongest of them all, who deserves the title?

Well, Shiina Hiyori hasn't outgrown his chuunibyou phase yet!

A HUGE CONTENT WARNING!!! This story has a ridiculous number of personal headcanons. I've completely twisted the worldbuilding, though the setting is still mainly based on Jujutsu Kaisen.

I'll explain things briefly at the beginning. Because of our adorable Hiyori's special talent, the world changes dramatically! (Why? Because the author wanted it this way. What I say goes!)

I mostly just want to give him a sweet romance with 5t5, hehehe~ And it'd be even better if they could save a few people from their tragic fates along the way!

One more thing to underline: don't be surprised when you see the unusual lineup of Hachihara staff. My friend was stunned when I told her about it. I'm so talented, just making things up as I go, but now I really want to go to Hachihara too! What a heavenly paradise!!! Amazing!!!

But please be warned that the characters may be OOC. These are my personal headcanons, after all!

Here are my completed stories. If you're interested, check out my profile!

"We Came from Another World to Save the World!" A secret identity story crossing three worlds: Bungou Stray Dogs, sorcerers, and the Mafia family. Contains pairings, so it's derivative BL.

"The Executive Isn't Going to Retire Early" Derivative BL, mainly focused on Bungou Stray Dogs, with two protagonists and two couples: Dazai and Chuuya.

Theme: Reconnect with the world, understand the world you live in, and find a goal worth striving for through reflection.