Don’t Click Here [Esport]

Name: Don’t Click Here [Esport]
Author: Four of a Kind

不要点进来[电竞]

by Four of a Kind (对四)

Status: Completed
Length: 336k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 6y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Don’t be fooled by the title, this is a wholesome story! The whole novel is complete, come on in~

Blurb:

A regular patron in little streamer Qu Yi’s livestream first clicked in because the title said, “Don’t click in.”

His big-spender’s daily routine consists of three things: getting carried to a chicken dinner, getting carried to his death, and staying at the top of the gift leaderboard in a blaze of gold.

Terrible at the game and proudly so, genuinely loaded.

Qu Yi and Big Daddy chat about the stars and the moon, moving from daring runs through the blue zone to holding a tight angle under pressure, from feeling like they’d met too late to having everything to talk about.

Qu Yi: Big Daddy, you really have a talent for getting chicken dinners!

Big Daddy: Not bad. I’m a little better than Jin Yuan, the captain of 2UTen.

Qu Yi: I think Jin Yuan talks way too dirty and is way too handsome. He doesn’t look like a proper pro player at all.

Big Daddy: True. He is handsome.

Later

Qu Yi gets to the competition venue and, out of habit, calls Big Daddy to brag.

Three seconds later, he hears a coach urging someone to get ready from the other end of the line.

Qu Yi: ???

2UTen puts on an incredibly fiery performance that day. After the match, Jin Yuan holds up the trophy and finds Qu Yi in the crowd with unerring accuracy.

The host asks him what he thinks of himself.

He says, “I’m Jin Yuan, a pro player who talks way too dirty and is way too handsome. I don’t look proper at all.”

Qu Yi: Who are you???????

Reading guide:

* A domineering, roguish pro player gong x a goofy, adorable little streamer shou

* Big Daddy means Dad. Keep the core values of socialism in your heart. Smooch!

* Anti-piracy measures are enabled. Writing is hard, so please support the official release. A deep bow.

Also known as: “Shocking! I’m your fan, but you’re a hater?!” “Be good and get your HE with Big Daddy” “A Scientific Guide to Raising a Goofy Son” “Love with a Dash”

Coming soon: What’s the Point of Having a Good-Looking Support? [Esports]

A seductive beauty, with the hunter becoming the hunted. Teasing shou x younger gong.

The MST manager says that when rookie ADC Jiang Ye came for a tryout, they had the following conversation:

MST manager: Our team is ten years old, well-funded, has a solid foundation, mature management, and a serious attitude toward the game!

Jiang Ye: But your team hasn’t made it to Worlds in three years.

MST manager: …

MST manager: Your support, Xie Mianqi, is a five-year veteran with plenty of experience. He’ll have no trouble helping a rookie like you!

Jiang Ye: But you’ve kept him on the bench for two seasons. Does he even remember how to play?

MST manager: …

MST manager: Your support is good-looking!

Jiang Ye: What’s the point of having a good-looking support?

MST manager: …

Later

In the livestream chat, a hater says: “Xie Mianqi won a championship on looks alone. Esports is about skill. What’s the point of a good-looking support?”

Jiang Ye: He can get a husband.

The chat: ???

Xie Mianqi takes a slow sip of warm water beside him. “God Ye, bring me a plate of strawberries.”

The champion ADC, his face cold, looks at the strawberry marks on Xie Mianqi’s collarbone. His Adam’s apple bobs. “C-coming…”

Game setting: League of Legends

Go to the author’s profile to add it to your collection~ Love you all, mwah!

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Other names

Don't Click In [Esports]Earlier English title
Do Not Enter [Esport]On NovelUpdates
Don't Click In [Esport]On NovelUpdates

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95Chapters

50.9kFavorites

9.1Score

16.8kNutrient gifts

91.3kClicks per chapter

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