This Little Mouse Doesn't Want to Work Hard Anymore

[My new novel next door, Picking Up a Little Cannon Fodder, is now available. Please add it to your collection QAQ.]

After Yun Suisui failed his tribulation, a bolt of heavenly lightning struck him into an apocalyptic world, where he also ended up with three little burdens to take care of.

With no money to his name, Yun Suisui could only scrape by through farming.

But thanks to his remarkable farming skills, it wasn't long before someone had their eye on him.

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A zombie lurked in the shadows, spying on him.

Yun Suisui kicked his short little legs.

The zombie nodded in satisfaction. Not bad, a solid stance.

Yun Suisui's back looked round and chubby.

The zombie's eyes lit up. Evenly plump from top to bottom, he was clearly born to farm.

Without knowing a thing, Yun Suisui had already been assigned a job by the zombie.

Lu Zheng: You're pretty good. Come be my lackey.

From then on, Yun Suisui lived the life of an overworked office drone.

A few years later

Yun Suisui: Thanks for asking. My boss went from being a zombie to becoming the new hope of the Human Alliance. If this all comes out, will I get dragged down with him as his lackey?

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Skits, Part One

Lu Zheng: You're excellent, so I'm specially hiring you as my assistant.

Yun Suisui rubbed his hands together excitedly. How big is your company?

Lu Zheng: Including you... two people in total.

Skits, Part Two

Lu Zheng: Assistant Mouse, please arrange the solar-powered environmental protection project.

Assistant Mouse was close to tears. Of course. I've filled your water heater for you.

My new novel is now available

Picking Up a Little Cannon Fodder

Li Jiyue transmigrated into a book, becoming a little cannon fodder in an online game novel.

While all the other cannon fodder characters devoted themselves to currying favor with the protagonist, this little cannon fodder did the opposite.

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"Oh, you knocked the baby over. It'll take two pieces of pastry for me to get back up."

Jiang Fang fell silent as he looked at the little kid trying to scam him. So chubby, I really want to pinch him.

From then on, the protagonist had a clingy little shadow by his side.

The little cannon fodder transformed into the protagonist's precious little darling.

*

From then on, the little cannon fodder went further and further down the path of courting (being cute) death every day.

When he grew up, the little cannon fodder played games with the protagonist.

Little Cannon Fodder: Should my CP be this hunk with an eight-pack, or this elegant and refined Daoist priest?

The protagonist sharpened his knife and pointed it at the cannon fodder. I think you'd be better off choosing me.

I've raised you for so long. It's time to eat you up.

Theme: Life is full of fun. Keep your passion for life alive.