My Input Method Has Gained a Mind of Its Own

As childhood friends with Qin Mansheng, the "campus heartthrob," Mu Zhao is also his most devoted anti-fan. His daily routine is simple: roast him, roast him, and roast him some more! But Mu Zhao has noticed that his input method hasn't been obeying him lately. When chatting with the heartthrob, he meant to type "I want to sleep," but somehow typed "I want to sleep with you" instead. He meant to type "I like eating," but it came out as "I like you." Heartthrob: ??? Mu Zhao: This stupid input method! (throws a fit) And that's not all. One day, he woke up in the middle of the night and was shocked to discover that his input method was using cheesy pickup lines to chat with the heartthrob! Input method: Can you swim? Heartthrob: No. Input method: Then you'd better learn. Heartthrob: Why? Input method: Because we're about to fall into the river of love. Heartthrob: ??? Mu Zhao: No, listen to me! It's all the input method's fault! QAQ [My next novel, The Radishes I Grow Are Worth a Million, is open for follows. Please add it to your reading list!] After Zhou Youlü transmigrates into a book, he becomes the story's villainous male supporting character. He spends every day finding new ways to get himself into trouble, and after offending the male lead, Xu Peicheng, he gets blacklisted across the internet, loses his job and reputation, and is even kicked out by his landlord. With nowhere else to go, he has no choice but to return to his hometown and make an honest living by farming. But to his surprise, he accidentally grows a golden radish! * CEO Xu Peicheng has a strange illness: if he stands for more than half an hour, he faints. He's seen countless doctors and taken countless medicines, but nothing works. Until one day, he takes a sip of golden radish soup... His back stops hurting, his legs stop aching, and he feels full of energy! * When Zhou Youlü learns that his sworn enemy wants to buy his golden radishes, he narrows his eyes and crosses his legs. "One million per radish." Xu Peicheng falls silent for a moment. "Deal." That night, the top Weibo trending topic is "#OneMillionForAGoldenRadish." Onlookers rush to defend Xu Peicheng: "A million?! What the hell, that's a rip-off!" "What a shameless, greedy merchant!" "Don't you have a conscience?!" Xu Peicheng just smiles indulgently. "I like spending money on my wife." Zhou Youlü: ??? Theme: