I Examine Myself Thrice a Day: Chicken or Not? Chicken or Not? Chicken or Not?

[Updates are irregular. This is an abandoned pit, so read at your own risk.] Basically, it's a story about a guy who's usually girly and effeminate, but gets especially fierce when playing chicken dinner games. He spends all day dropping into the military base to get into gunfights, leading his group of girlfriends to a chicken dinner and a whole lot of chicken butts. He plays so recklessly that he eventually runs into a wall: the top. After getting sniped by the same person for several days in a row, he falls in love out of spite (not really). Before meeting Nie Shaopei, Luo Xi's everyday chicken dinner routine went like this: Scene one Girlfriend 1: “Aaaah! Xixi, Xixi! Someone's shooting me in the butt! That pervert keeps aiming at my butt!!” Luo Xi (coldly): “You're dead.” Scene two Girlfriend 2: “I hear footsteps all around me. There are probably three people in the house next door.” Luo Xi (coldly): “They're all dead.” Girlfriends 1 and 2: Sigh, it's a shame he's such a badass in-game but an effeminate guy in real life. We can only treat him like a sister. After meeting Nie Shaopei, the daily routine became: Scene one Luo Xi: “I hear footsteps over here. I'm so scared!” Nie Shaopei: “How many? Which direction?” Luo Xi: “I don't know! Eeeek!” Girlfriends 1 and 2: “...” Scene two Luo Xi: “Oh no, I've been knocked down again!” Nie Shaopei (throwing smoke): “I'll come revive you.” Girlfriends 1 and 2: “...” Scene three Nie Shaopei: “Where should we drop this round? The military base?” Luo Xi: “There are so many people at the military base. I'm scared.” Girlfriends 1 and 2: “...” Come on, girl, wake up. You've taken the act too far! Even a noob plays better than you! Content warnings: 1. The bottom is effeminate! Effeminate! Effeminate! And the kind of effeminate guy who acts especially coy around the top! 2. The bottom also has two effeminate girlfriends who play chicken dinner games with him!