[Naruto] What a Messy Circle

Why did Tobirama Senju scream in the middle of the night?

Why wouldn't Obito Uchiha admit his own name?

Just how tangled and bumpy could Hashirama Senju's love life get?

What was the scandal behind Madara Uchiha's nude photos?

When White Zetsu gets a System and devours every story on Yuewen, Dian Niang, Green JJ... The Moon's Eye loses one goofy accomplice, and a brilliant new star rises in the literary world!

Also known as "When White Zetsu Becomes an 18x Big Shot," "Who's Ruining My Reputation?" and "My Ancestors Can't Possibly Be This Chaotic"

Goofy, laugh-out-loud comedy. Logic? Doesn't exist!

Cover art used with permission. Cat-eared Madara is super cute!

[Major trigger warning]:

A chaotic mix of pairings, suitable for readers who enjoy everything.

The author mainly ships Hashirama/Madara, but the story also includes Obito/Madara, Tobirama/Izuna, Kakashi/Obito, and other chaotic pairings. White Zetsu writes and draws everything. Please understand the appetite of a meddling troublemaker. Maybe White Zetsu has even secretly written about passersby, cough...

Exclusive-shippers, please move along.

The original characters belong to AB. Any out-of-character behavior belongs to me.

Please add my author page to your collection. I'm begging you!