[Crossover] I’m a Villain, Yet I Have to Save Other Villains [Mainly Naruto/Hashirama X Madara]

This story is also known as: Has White Zetsu Caused Trouble Again Today? The Jinjiang System Is Still as Perverse as Ever. Is There Something Wrong with a World That Needs a Villain to Save It?

I am White Zetsu, a villain from Naruto.

After being bound to a System made by Jinjiang, I was forced onto the path of saving villains in various worlds.

Excuse me?!

This System comes with Bilibili, Baidu, and a livestream room.

I watched, with complicated feelings, a video of my direct superior, Madara Uchiha, singing Mighty Swagger and dancing to Paradise.

...How am I supposed to connect him with that cold, aloof, battle-hardened final boss now?!

Main world:

[Naruto] *The cave life of a lonely old man and his idiot grandson

*The Juliet and Romeo of the Senju and Uchiha clans in the early Warring States period

*What else did that Flying Thunder God kunai, thrown before the alliance, pierce besides the little pigtail's kidney?

*Let's talk about that scumbag Hashirama, who chose the children over his father at the Valley of the End

Other worlds:

[The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.] *Saiki never wanted to destroy the world

[Food Wars!] *Following the evil dad made White Zetsu gain more than ten pounds

[Death Note] *Did Light Yagami get unmasked today?

[Hunter x Hunter] *Is White Zetsu planning to join the Phantom Troupe?

[Bungo Stray Dogs] *Suicide is the best!

[Katekyo Hitman Reborn!] *Sweet, fluffy marshmallows

The main story is told in third person.

The worlds listed above are subject to change, depending on my mood.

This story is my entry in the latest November 30th fanwork-group writing event, whose theme is [Saving the Villain's Relatives]. I've recently been into the Senju-Uchiha founding era and the Fourth Great Ninja War era, so I started writing on a whim.

I was too lazy to make a new preview page, so I replaced a story I was going to write much later. I'd like to apologize to everyone who had already bookmarked it.

A silly, everyday-life comedy, with White Zetsu as the protagonist, transmigrating through time and causing trouble.

I haven't watched Naruto, only read fanfiction. Please don't start ship wars. The original belongs to AB; any out-of-character writing is mine.

Please turn off your brain while reading.

I'm an multishipper. Although the main Naruto pairings will be Hashirama and Madara, Tobirama and Izuna, Obito and Kakashi...

But the materials White Zetsu reads will include not only a female Madara, bunny-eared Hashirama, and Tobirama dancing to Paradise, but also such crack ships as Madara and Obito, Izuna and Madara, Hashirama and Tobirama, Madara and Sakura, everyone with Hashirama, and everyone with Tobirama...

White Zetsu: Obito, are you secretly in love with Madara? Do you want to pin him down while he's asleep and have your way with him?

Obito: ...Get lost!