The Empress Is Hard to Read

[A guaranteed 6,000 words a day. The next story will be *I'll Buy the Drinks Tonight* (GL)] [The early chapters are just everyday antics that are outrageously flirtatious...] Zhang Xiaohua had been single for twenty-eight years. At last, on her twenty-ninth birthday, she experienced her first romance, only to die a tragic death in the middle of their first night together.* When she opened her eyes again, Zhang Xiaohua had transmigrated into the body of a palace maid, one whose job was to help the empress select male favorites! To ensure her future career went smoothly, Zhang Xiaohua decided to do a thorough job of picking out the empress's male favorites. But... Why was the empress summoning her in the middle of the night? "Your Majesty, are you unhappy with the male favorites I picked for you?" * In short: A goofy straight woman gets turned gay. [Weibo: Shou Xing Da Fa - Jinjiang] [One extra chapter for every 100 reviews, and another for every 200 nutrient solutions] [Warnings: She had sex in her previous life, but not after transmigrating. It's only mentioned in passing. If that makes you uncomfortable, just click the X. Kisses. This isn't a matriarchal country, just one where men and women are equal. Neither side looks down on the other...] [A rambling, absurd comedy with little logic. The whole thing is just for fun.] *I'll Buy the Drinks Tonight* (GL) After spending the night together on her eighteenth birthday, Wu Meng ran away. Without looking back, she went alone to attend a third-rate university in a second-rate city. As graduation approached, Wu Meng, a "triple-failure student," had finally managed to land a job. She just hadn't expected her business partner to look so familiar. The woman sat behind a spacious office desk, wearing a business suit and bold red lipstick. "I'd like to set aside some time to go over the details of the contract with you." The woman looked up, smiling seductively. "You still have my number, don't you?" "Uh..." Wu Meng was stunned. She nodded blankly. "Yeah!" "Then tonight. I'll call you when I'm done working, and come find you." "..." Wu Meng no longer wanted to sign the contract. Wu Meng wanted to run away. * "I... I know that night was an accident," Wu Meng stammered. "I won't ask you to take responsibility for me." The woman smiled faintly. "But I want you to take responsibility for me." ??? Huh? * Rumors spread around the company that an intern from a terrible university had signed several huge deals in a row. "Did the young lady land herself a sugar mama?" "Probably got kept. How else could she pull that off?" No, no, no! I'm innocent! * [Entertainment] The Actress Claims All the Headlines Year-Round [Both leads are virgins. Women can marry, but cannot have children.] There are two major girl groups in the entertainment industry. They see each other as sworn enemies and neither will give the other an inch. One day, just as their fans were fiercely arguing over which was the country's number-one girl group, the leaders of both groups, Chen Xiao and Lin Mocheng, posted the same message on Weibo: We're married. Photo attached. Fans on both sides: ??? Everyone thought it was a once-in-a-century love story, but on their wedding day, the bride was abducted. Chen Xiao left her agency and went solo. Lin Mocheng disappeared without a trace. Two years later, Chen Xiao had become the top female singer in the music scene. After two years out of the spotlight, Lin Mocheng returned to public attention when her guest role in a low-budget but high-quality film earned her the title of Best Actress. Then the internet was flooded with rumors: Lin Mocheng is the lead in Chen Xiao's latest music video! Chen Xiao met Lin Mocheng in secret late at night and stayed over at the Lin family home! Lin Mocheng has a son! Chen Xiao and Lin Mocheng never got divorced! [There are a few more upcoming stories. Take a look if you're passing by. See you!] Theme: