(Fairy Tale) The Sea Witch

As the title says.

A nonsensical fairy tale with no logic. If it makes you uncomfortable, exit immediately and escape.

"You're fierce and scary, foul-mouthed and always nagging. You're more petty than a sea worm, and you're not much to look at either... Hey! Don't pull my face..."

"Hmph."

"B-but I know you're a good wizard." The little mermaid's cheeks were stretched apart by tentacles, but she still tried hard to smile at the wizard in front of her.

"...Stop smiling. You're scaring me with that face."

"What!!! QAQ"

Cruel, sharp-tongued menace × silly, carefree rich beauty

Octopus wizard × mermaid princess

One-sided crushes are the best.