[I'm the Big Brother] How to Become an Information Broker Who Makes All of Chiba Tremble

Join the group: 611687418 611.687.418 Blurb One: I think the world is just too cruel to an ordinary person like me. One late night, while I was reading my trashy romance literature, everything suddenly went black. Oh, shit, motherfucker! Of course, I didn't die. I just transmigrated :) And I even got a useless System as a bonus. It launched into an impassioned brainwashing session, or, uh, told me about our goal: become a villain and conquer the world. But how could a kindhearted person like me do such a thing? Who knew that innocent, adorable, kind, pure, and delicate me would still end up being seen as a violent, erratic, willful, mean-mouthed, sharp-tongued, inscrutable, split-personality-loving... information broker? I think I need to find myself a backer. Erm... Uncle, Auntie, big brothers and sisters, do you need an information broker? Blurb Two: Chiji: If she weren't mocking me and Sagara, I'd honestly enjoy the show. Sagara: This woman's got a whole bag of tricks. I wouldn't be surprised if someone jumped her and beat her to death in an alley one day. Mitsuhashi: If she could just shut her mouth, I think I could get along with her. Ito: She's a good person, but the things she says make you want to hit her, haha. Please note: 1. This story is told in first person! 2. The heroine may be weak, but the System will help her cheat (show off). 3. The heroine is still stunningly beautiful. 4. Actually, everyone both loves and hates the heroine. 5. The heroine is a drama queen. If she doesn't stir up trouble every day, she feels miserable. 6. The author has a mountain of original headcanons, writes for love, and updates whenever inspiration strikes. Theme: