[I Am a Hero] Shocking! The Delinquent Storyline Wasn't Supposed to Be Like This!

Come join the group: 611687418 611.687.418 Blurb One: I'm such an idiot, truly. If I hadn't been trying to escape a murder attempt, I wouldn't have come to Chiba. If I hadn't come to Chiba, I wouldn't have pinned the delinquent who hit on me to the ground and beaten him up. If I hadn't beaten anyone up, I wouldn't have attracted attention. If I hadn't attracted attention, no one would have set their sights on me. If no one had set their sights on me, I could still pass through a crowd of beauties without a single leaf sticking to me, and still be the coolest, hottest guy in all of Chiba! If I were any more fragile, I'd jump off the building.jpg Blurb Two: Kazama Eri never expected to fall in love with someone like him. Wasn't her script supposed to be all physical, no feelings?! The plot... it... went off the rails??!! Shocked.jpg Come to think of it, this arrogant, ruthless boy does seem to be exactly her type. Then she'll make him hers :) That's all for the blurb for now. I'll add more if I think of anything later. And then: 1. The heroine is beautiful and wicked, insanely strong, sharp-tongued, and often a total goofball. 2. The heroine has questionable morals in some respects. If she's not your type, please just leave instead of telling me. 3. Written for love, updated whenever. 4. A mountain of personal headcanons. Out-of-character plot and characters are commonplace.