I’m Competing with the Koi for Business

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[Upcoming novel: PUBG: Self-Destruct in the Battlegrounds. Visit my profile to add it to your favorites~ (￣▽￣~)~]

Thousands of years after being laid off, the ancestor of the cat demons is recruited by the director of the Bureau of Demon Management to return to work: go to the human world and sell cats.

Cheng Ran: ???

There's a shop in Shencheng that sells koi. The carp spirit inside makes secret deals with people to sell them good luck. Cheng Ran opens a cat shop across the street, doing whatever it takes to scare customers and steal business. You sell koi, I sell cats. Let's see who outlasts whom.

Until he discovers that the owner of the koi shop across the street, and Shencheng's richest man, might... not be human.

Not only is he not human, he might also be Cheng Ran's old flame???

Wait, wasn't there a fish in my bed back then? Why do you have claws? And five of them? And why are you so long???

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Three thousand seven hundred and eighty-four years ago, Cheng Ran was tricked by a koi, heart and soul, and became the laughingstock of the cat demon clan.

Three thousand seven hundred and eighty-four years later, Cheng Ran comes to the human world on official business and meets a koi who isn't afraid to trick him.

Cheng Ran: Bro, do you know that the grass on the grave of the last person who tricked me was cleared away so they could build a house?

Shen Huaining: I know. The house is right here. I'm buried underneath it. I cleared the grass myself and built the house. Are you still mad? (Hugs him)

Cheng Ran: ???

Fake lucky koi, real dragon top x cat demon bottom

One-on-one, happy ending

-- Upcoming novel: PUBG: Self-Destruct in the Battlegrounds

A little-known streamer in the online games section of the Yunxing platform has always streamed with an attitude of giving up on himself. Winning a chicken dinner is up to fate, chicken butt will do, and if all else fails, maybe he can try eating some bullets?

The streamer takes things as they come, and the viewers are laid-back, until one day the streamer in Yunxing room 529 wins seven chicken dinners in a row in one night.

Streamer: That's not my skill.

Viewers: Don't get excited, newbies. The streamer got replaced.

That night, sharp-eyed viewers discover that the streamer's teammates in all seven games were professional esports players.

Viewers: Case closed. There's no way the streamer has that kind of skill.

The pro player next door: He doesn't have that skill. He's acting.

The man was someone he'd spent his whole youth trying to reach, the source of all those dazzling dreams and shattered constellations. The man who should have been called a light of esports. So why was he pretending to be some big shot here?

-- Later, the lousy streamer joins a professional team.

Viewers: ...Is there still hope for esports in our country?

Viewers: Wait, my ears must be broken. Did I read that right? This guy used to be a pro? And he was a top player??? There's definitely no hope for esports in our country!

-- Later still.

The champion returns, and becomes a legend in the battlegrounds!

All that remains of life: dreams, glory, and you.

A laid-back, fate-driven, self-grenade-loving, famously self-destructive "noob" streamer bottom x an esports nightmare who never misses a shot, plays professionally just to pursue a man, only for the man to run away, and is now very unhappy top

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