Why Is Mr. Gao Like This?

★ Complete! Ready to read! ★ My next book, "Peachy Love," is now out! It's about a sweet girl and an abstinent older man, and the whole thing is already written. ◎ Weber: @Jinjiang Jiang Duyi [Blurb] The moment Jiang Xueding let him into her home, she already started regretting it. He looked too drunk to stand, yet somehow managed to wrap an arm around her waist with perfect precision, lower his head, and pin her against the wall with a fierce kiss. On the living room sofa, he held her down with one hand while calmly undoing his collar with the other. His voice was hazy with drink, low and alluring. "I want to give myself to you. Do you want me? If you don't, just say no. If you do, I'll..." "Oh, I don't," Jiang Xueding said expressionlessly. The hand undoing his buttons paused, then continued as if nothing had happened. Jiang Xueding: "..." [A deadpan heroine who delivers raunchy lines with a straight face, paired with a devoted male fan whose girlish heart is always bursting out of character. A story full of indescribably sweet moments.] [Blurb 2] After their night of passion, Jiang Xueding came to her senses. She propped her forehead on one hand, looking as stern as the principal of the school next door. "Not going to take responsibility?" Gao Gongyu pulled up his zipper and stared at her. Jiang Xueding took a deep breath, looking solemn. "Actually, I have intermittent amnesia. Sudden stimulation can make me lose some of my memories." A snort of laughter answered her. Gao Gongyu looked down at her and slowly lowered his zipper again. With a perfectly serious expression, he said, "To be honest, I also have an extremely rare condition. It's called 'being unable to stop myself from pinning down anyone who spouts nonsense.' It flares up intermittently, and when it does, I'm cold and ruthless. Even the sky could fall and I still wouldn't stop." Jiang Xueding stared at him, dumbfounded. After a long pause, she said, "That's terrifying. Even Korean dramas wouldn't go that far." [Read before proceeding] ① One-on-one romance, both leads are inexperienced. The heroine has a deadpan face and says raunchy things without realizing it. ② The male lead has a bursting girlish heart, acts like he's in the wrong script, is an eight-year veteran fan with no brains, and is an argumentative drama queen on occasion. ③ This story is ridiculously sweet. I'll write whatever the hell I want, and you can read whatever the hell you want. I'm afraid I can't meet very high expectations. ④ No personal attacks, ranking comparisons, or disruptive comments of any kind. Recommending a friend's ongoing sweet romance: "The Actress Is Soft and Seductive" by Baidai Huishi Ren The actress is making a move on the CEO! A story about an actress who seems gentle and quiet but is actually incredibly charming and seductive, and a refined, steady CEO [not really...] whose mind is full of inner monologue. My upcoming story, "Please, Please Seduce Me!" launches in May. Please add it to your favorites and help save this poor child! A flirtatious, wild, walking bundle of hormones, jealous and stubborn male lead A hotheaded, stoic, sharp-tongued, cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside female lead [Blurb 1] On Nan Zhi's 26th birthday, Bai Zhou carefully ordered a pair of black leather pants and a leopard tail online. That night, after the candles were blown out, as the cheerful "Happy Birthday" song played, he poked a finger into the cake and approached Nan Zhi with a seductive look in his eyes. Nan Zhi watched him calmly. When he knelt down in front of her, she finally broke the silence. "Tell me, did you find yourself a rich sugar mommy?" [Blurb 2] The noise and cheering around them burst like fireworks across the sky. Nan Zhi was briefly deafened. Then someone yanked her wrist, and Bai Zhou's lean, strong arms lifted her up and pinned her hard against the hood of a race car. He gave her a wild, unrestrained kiss, full of hormones. When they parted, she heard his low, hoarse voice, lazy yet resolute. "Want to date? The kind where we take the marriage bureau home." Check out my completed absurdist horror comedy: "Try Kissing Me Again." Check out my completed, wild-imagination Quick Transmigration story: "Hold the Kiss, Don't Panic [Quick Transmigration]." Check out my completed, embarrassing, doting Mary Sue Book Transmigration story: "Hold the Kiss, Don't Let Go [Book Transmigration]." Check out my Mary Sue, melodramatic, tragic ancient fantasy romance: "I Don't Want to Be Reborn Again." Theme: