A story about a transmigrated couch potato
Tang Xiaosu transmigrates into another world and spends sixteen years practicing in seclusion deep in the mountains under a master who looks like an immortal banished from heaven. She may not have become an immortal, but she has become a peerless expert. Going down the mountain is like bringing a max-level character back to the beginner village. Why not live the carefree life of a couch potato and enjoy a peaceful retirement?
Who would have thought her master was no ordinary person? He took in a whole bunch of handsome senior brothers, and when she impulsively saved one of them, it was like kicking a hornet's nest. Trouble came pouring in, one wave after another. Then she got stuck with a clingy leech who knows how to pout and play the victim, loves putting on an act, and is devious to boot. There's no shaking him off!
Then she discovers that her own background is no ordinary one either. She's actually the daughter of a tyrant...
And her tyrant father left her a generous inheritance: a throne she has to fight tooth and nail to reclaim, and a whole underground palace full of... zombie guards!
What can she do?
If she can't shake him off, then they'll just have to be a couch-potato couple... lazing around the jianghu together~
The clingy leech says: Sounds good to me.
What about the zombie guards?
Let's build a heroes' memorial to remember them~
Rest in peace, brothers! All that scheming and fighting, blades flashing in the jianghu and at court? Let's forget it!
In these peaceful times, why not hold a national martial arts tournament: a talent show!
Fame and fortune for everyone! Let's all have a good time!
As for whether to be empress or empress consort?
The couch potato says: Tsk, nothing beats being the retired emperor~
P.S.:
Goofy heroine Tang Xiaosu x devious, brooding Lin Nanyan
This is a martial-arts-style story about everyday eating, drinking, and everything in between. Expect all kinds of goofy antics, a cheerful story, lots of sweetness, a very sweet romance, and a one-on-one pairing, no harem.
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Theme: Be responsible from beginning to end, learn to give, and respect sacrifice.
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In order to break the number. . . .
I finally finished reading this article. It's quite heart-warming. I didn't read it for a while. I didn't want to open it, but I still thought about reading it because the image is very good. I just like this kind of warm feeling. It's the most comfortable to read it in one go. It's a bit difficult to follow.
... With your own selfishness and in the name of doing good for others, sowing discord and using petty tactics is a bit incompetent.
Wow, what is the extra? A sweet sweaty workout?
Hahaha, Master Lin really knows how to seize the opportunity...
Hahahahaha, it feels so good for a blind man to touch his face. . I'm so awesome.
Hahaha, I just updated it today, and I really broke my promise. . . . Only five pounds is not enough. Gain at least 10 pounds
Tied! Good luck with the exam!
I took a leave of absence to prepare for the accounting exam. I will be back on September 1st, and it will almost be over in about 5 chapters. Thank you to the little cuties who have been waiting all the way for the update. It is you who kept me from giving up on this article. . . .
Mr. Tang: Come on, come on, let me draw cakes for you. Well, you will gain both fame and wealth, and your ancestors will be honored.