What Could Vampires Possibly Be Up To?

I just wanted to find someone to work for me for free, that's all~

Synopsis:

When Lu Chi woke up, he discovered he had changed back from a swallow into a human.

Sitting opposite him was his vampire benefactor.

His benefactor said all he had to do was clean and cook, and Lu Chi believed him.

But Lu Chi noticed that his benefactor's gaze kept drifting to his neck.

Is he planning to suck me dry?! SOS!

"What's there to panic about? I promise I won't lay a hand on you."

He's a vampire! You can believe a vampire, but you can't believe a person!

Bo Guang innocently thought that once he had given his word, the swallow spirit would stop being afraid. Then one night, he heard the swallow secretly crying in his room.

"I'm sorry," the vampire apologized.

"I shouldn't have set my sights on your neck."

"Unless you agree,"

"I won't touch your neck."

Lu Chi wiped away his tears.

But soon he discovered that this vampire had his eye on more than just his neck...

Bo Guang (fidgeting with his fingers): I want to use my good deed to ask for a favor. That's what happens in novels, right? You repay someone who saved your life by giving yourself to them (hint, hint).

Lu Chi: No, you don't. Swallows and bats have, well, a certain barrier between them.

Bo Guang: But we're... in human form.

Content warnings:

1. A directionally challenged, obsessively clean swallow spirit bottom x a fastidious, incredibly stingy vampire top

2. One-on-one romance, short story

3. Fictional story, with original worldbuilding and some occult elements. Written for fun, and to get revenge on swallows for pooping on me.

[Why get revenge on swallows? (Not really): In a crowd, I was precisely hit by swallow poop twice. Every time I went out that month, it rained. Every single time! It would stop raining, and my family would go out without a drop falling, but as soon as I stepped outside, it would rain! It was so bizarre that my friends and family secretly watched the cloudy sky several times. Every time I went out, it rained, and when I got home, they laughed at me. Even I found it both hilarious and exasperating. (The curse is unreal!)]

[It's been a year, and the swallow curse still hasn't lifted. I hate it! So I'm back to keep updating and get revenge on swallows (not really).]

[How many years has it been? I've lost count. It's 2025, and the curse is still going strong. I'm starting to question my life choices. I have to carry an umbrella every day because of the rain, and I've already lost three umbrellas (stunned.jpg), so I'm back to update again.]

[2026: Finally! The odds are getting better. At least sometimes I can go out on a cloudy day without it raining.]

[Revised 2023.06.30:

Fixed some typos;

Fixed some bugs.]

[Revised 2025.12.10:

Revised the story, preparing to resume updates!]

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