The System Keeps Making Me Do Weird Things (Quick Transmigration)

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#I'm the only one in the whole world taking my villain role seriously#

#The memes are getting worse with every generation#

#You're the worst Host I've ever had!#

[System]: Host No. 250 is experiencing significant emotional fluctuations. Activating forced transmigration mode.

[System]: Put on women's clothes! Warning! Put on women's clothes! The heroine is on her way to pick a fight!

[System]: Host No. 250, do you confirm transmigrating into "a normal man, the most handsome guy in the universe"? Yes/No.

Jiang Dong selected yes.

And so he transmigrated into the body of a prince so devastatingly handsome it defied all description, with status and looks to spare. Jiang Dong was very pleased, and was just about to go out and cause trouble when...

The System helpfully reminded him: A large squad is on its way to arrest the prince for messing around with other people's bodies ♂...

Jiang Dong angrily slammed the System. "Can't you transmigrate me into a slightly more normal world?!"

The next second, Jiang Xiaodong transmigrated into the son of the universally reviled leader of a demonic cult. He was picked up by the benefactor who had killed him in his previous life, and raised into a cute, harmless-looking little lamb.

Jiang Dong: Baa, baa, baa.

Just when Jiang Dong thought he could keep living quietly by his benefactor's side, the demonic cult, full of hulking muscle-bound men, came looking for him and took (kidnapped) him home.

At last, he transmigrated into a game world as an NPC, and Jiang Xiaodong finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he discovered: What the heck, this isn't what NPCs are supposed to be like!

A shady merchant, a weak NPC who can be killed instantly by a level-five monster. You expect me to play this kind of NPC?

This story is also known as The Villain's Guide to Being a Goofball (Quick Transmigration)

World One: Cross-Dressing Big Shot of the Marquis's Household (Complete)

World Two: Cannon-Fodder Crown Prince (Complete)

World Three: Becoming the Demonic Cult's... (Complete)

World Four: I'm an NPC in a Game (Complete)

World Five: The Ugliest Fox in the Clan Becomes a Spirit (Complete)

World Six: Even a Lazy Fish Wants to Leap Through the Dragon Gate (Complete, over)

Content warnings:

The male lead is a fragmented male lead, and he will eventually realize his feelings for the other lead. The romance is practically nonexistent in the early chapters.

The System concept in this story isn't very well thought out. This is my first quick transmigration novel.

[Revision notice]

Standardized the male lead's name

Fixed some bugs

Corrected typos

Revised some System settings

Changed world titles and subtitles

Standardized formatting

Version: 20.8.17.1

Revision on 2022.05.07:

Fixed typos and missing words in the first world

Fixed some bugs

Added some descriptions

Version: 22.5.7.1

Changed some settings in the second world

Corrected typos

Version: 22.5.8.1

Corrected typos. Final version, completed.

Version: 25.12.1

Theme: Stay optimistic and strive to be an upstanding young person