Cool and devoted snake seme x tsundere little chef uke
Luan Jinyu had just quit his job and planned to take a trip, then come back and open a little restaurant of his own.
When he woke up in bed, there was a dense forest of towering trees, caterpillars as big as his palm, mosquitoes as big as his ears, and a silver snake a full fifty meters long...
Luan Jinyu was silent for a moment, then closed his eyes and lay back down. This had to be a dream! He was having a heart attack...
Later...
"Xiao Yu, the tribe across the way has started trying for a baby."
"..."
"Let's start, too."
I'm just a cook. Why do you want me to lay eggs...
Warnings: 1. Food, food, food! Includes pregnancy and childbirth. A pampering story with sweet, silly romance.
2. If it's not for you, please don't flame. Just move along.
3. Any similarities are purely coincidental. This is hereby stated for the record!
Coming next: "When an NPC Woos the Host". A money-loving, slightly timid, sharp-tongued, beautiful lawyer uke VS a cold-hearted, clever boss seme who toys with hearts
Hu Lijing seemed harmless, but he was actually a notoriously shameless lawyer. Behind his back, his peers called him the "man-eating vixen."
His motto in life: No matter what kind of money it is, once I've earned it, it's mine.
His life of crime finally ended when a car sent him straight to the afterlife. Fortunately, Heaven is merciful and gave him a chance to be reborn, on the condition that he complete the System's mission: become an ethical lawyer!
Bai Yanji is Hu Lijing's boss. Since he turned a blind eye to Hu Lijing's crimes, he shares the blame. His mission is to ensure Hu Lijing completes each task, so that he can regain his modern identity.
If Hu Lijing doesn't behave, he can just bully him... mercilessly...
Day one after being reborn...
Hu Lijing stared at the task assigned by the System: serve as a legal advocate in ancient times... He scoffed without mercy. "Ha. I'm not doing it. Go ahead and kill me if you dare."
System: ...Fine! I can't kill you, but I can scare you to death! Bring on the NPC!
Bai Yanji, with a skull for a face: ?! Little fox~~~ You caused me so much misery~
Hu Lijing, a lifelong atheist, was so scared he shrank into a corner!
Day N after being reborn...
Bai Yanji, drifting in through the middle of the night: Little fox
Hu Lijing shuddered and hid under the covers. "I've already completed the task. You can't just do whatever you want!"
Bai Yanji grinned wickedly. "Who says I can't..."
Hu Lijing, pinned down by a ghost: Help!
The System remained silent: Those two seem a little off...
This is a slow-burn romance, with an ancient-era arc, a modern-era arc, and a return-to-the-present arc. The cases and laws are entirely made up, so don't take them as fact! If it's not for you, please move along. Thank you! If you like it, my darlings, please add it to your collection~ Many thanks!
Theme: To be added
It's well written and has a good ending. I originally thought it was rushed after reading other people's comments, but after reading it, it's very good. It's worth recommending.
So? What kind of foreshadowing is that tag? Is it necessary to write it? I thought they were twins, but it turned out they were nothing. It would be better not to write about it, and then how long is Xiao Yu's lifespan? And there are too few extras, not enough to watch
Ah, it feels inexplicably comfortable. Sure enough, having a house of your own means you feel safe. The cave before was just a place to stay.
I want to see Xiao Zaizai's extra story
After reading the beginning and the end, I feel that the capital letters are pretty good, except for some very strange things.
It's just gone. I want to see the daily life behind it.
Come on ^0^~
Damn, when will you update?
Today is also a day when I miss my wife by Leng Zhi
The article is so good, luckily I didn't give up on it???(●˙?˙●)???? I'm so happy that I sprouted