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The Bandit Girl's ambitions:
The ambition she's had since childhood: become the queen of the bandits!
After becoming the bandit queen: find herself a handsome husband!
After finding herself a handsome husband: have a whole litter of little bandits!
The Bandit Girl's red lines:
Steal money from her, and she'll beat you up!
Steal someone from her, and she'll kill you!
Steal both someone and money from her, and she'll make you wish you were dead!
The Bandit Girl's achievements:
A mountain! She reigns supreme!
A husband! A harmonious marriage!
Five kids! Just as she wished!
Dear readers, want to see how this fierce bandit girl hooks a handsome husband and has a whole litter of little bandits?
Come on, come on, come on! It's all right here!
P.S. Reader advisory: It's a little (not) funny (shameless), and very sweet (lighthearted). Read with caution! Read with caution!
Announcement:
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High God, Your Divine Beast Has Climbed the Wall!
Synopsis:
A hundred thousand years ago, when Bai Ze was still a divine beast, she provoked Jinlin, a High God in the heavenly realm who was devoid of passion and desire. The result was, of course, a humiliating defeat that left her battered and bruised. Then, in a moment of carelessness, she lost her body and soul. What a raw deal!
A hundred thousand years later, she has lost her memories and become a sika deer. She spends her days eating and lazing around, yet dreams of living as long as the heavens. But her path to immortality is incredibly difficult. Others need only a hundred years to take human form, while she needs a thousand, and every time she tries, she gets struck by lightning. It truly makes her wish she were dead. At long last, she succeeds in taking human form and dreams of soaring to become an immortal and a god. But first, she must pass a trial, and it's a trial of love...
She tilts her head and asks, "What is a trial of love?"
A well-informed person tells her, "That trial of love is no good at all!"
To sum up, this beast has it pretty rough!
Even Heaven can't stand to watch, so it bends the rules and sends her a High God. From then on, she gets carried away... and sets off down a path of flattery, going with the flow, and flaunting her charms...
Please keep reading below!
The author's completed inner-court-intrigue story, Notes from a Young Lady's Boudoir, is also available. Go check it out if you're interested!
That's all for now! I eagerly await your visit!
Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way. Face hardships together and press on hand in hand.
When can it be updated?
When will it be updated? Big
The ones lying on the abandoned list have actually changed!
I thought there would be no more updates.
The author is hurting the readers a lot. Everyone will understand if you don't update. But can you please take a little leave? Don't let people worry about whether something happened to you. It's really uncomfortable to wait for an unknown thing. It's a bit draining on the readers. Everyone loves you so you persist. Since you have started, please start and finish. If you don't update, just say no, or tell everyone to wait. It's not good to disappear like this. It only represents my personal opinion.
Oh my god, it's so difficult
Hey*▽*, updated
Well! When will it be updated?
The two masters and servants are not really pregnant. . After I get pregnant, I guess I can have sex with a baby hahh
The Zhao and Cao families are unlikely to have any contact. Your Majesty, please tidy up and get ready to ascend the throne.