I Picked Fights with a Big Shot, Then Everyone Shipped Us [Esports]

[Coming soon: Please Let Me Be a Substitute. Add it to your favorites~] Ning Yue and Yu Feng were once brothers with no blood relation, living under the same roof and hating the sight of each other. Then their parents divorced, and they went their separate ways. Years later, they met again in a livestream. No one knew they had once been brothers. The two of them kept trading barbs, and their relationship was as bad as it could get. Today, Yu Feng would say, “Little brother.” Tomorrow, Ning Yue would shoot back, “What do you want, Grandpa?” Later, the two stood shoulder to shoulder on the same team at a major tournament. Onlookers: You're kidding, right? Those two are going to work together? Fans: Coach, you've got guts! Coach, you're awesome! If they don't start fighting each other onstage today, I'll livestream myself washing my hair while standing on my head! But when the match began, everyone stared in astonishment. The two worked together seamlessly, their moves polished, as if they'd practiced countless times. They won with ease. Fans: I can't believe it.jpg The moment the match ended, it caused an uproar. Solo fans reached for their oxygen, CP fans went wild, and casual fans looked on in surprise. Everyone said, “Those two are definitely involved!” Then it came out that they were brothers. CP fans: ...Sorry to bother you. But then Yu Feng appeared in the CP fan group, coolly saying, “We haven't been on the same household register for ages.” #I ran ten thousand miles away because of you# #But no matter how far I ran, I couldn't escape my own heart# Neat-freak gong (Yu Feng) x laid-back shou (Ning Yue) “Please Let Me Be a Substitute” Chu Jian, a graduate of a renowned university, had one lifelong ambition: to be a lazy fish. That's why he joined the entertainment industry. The entertainment industry was tough. People insulted him, and he still couldn't make ends meet. He'd heard being someone's substitute was a pretty good deal: a salary of over ten thousand a month, social insurance and housing fund contributions, and no fixed clock-in or clock-out times. That sounded great to him. But substitutes had to resemble the CEO's idealized first love, so the idea had remained a fantasy. Then one day, his chance finally came. * Chang Yuanshan, a man and the CEO of a well-known company, found his childhood friend, whom he had lost touch with years ago. But his friend seemed to have lost his mind and didn't appear to remember him. When Chang Yuanshan went over to claim their friendship, the childhood friend was so excited he could barely get the words out. “CEO, I'm not him, but if that's what you want, I can become him!” Chang Yuanshan: ? Their later interactions were just as baffling. Whenever they were face to face, Chu Jian would turn his head away. “If I do this, do I look less like him?” The CEO himself: “...Not really.” Chu Jian would try not to laugh at funny videos, his face contorting, while insisting on keeping a straight face. “No, I can't. Then I won't look like him.” The CEO was speechless. “...You really do.” * Still, Chu Jian's time as a substitute did bring him some positive results. His facial muscles grew more controllable, and his acting kept getting better. But no secret stays buried forever. Eventually, the public found out Chu Jian had been working as a substitute. Netizens: I was just starting to like him. Chu Jian, get out of the entertainment industry. Then paparazzi revealed that the CEO had visited him on set, and the two had walked down the street holding hands. Netizens: Okay, I'm sold. Lazy-fish shou x CEO gong Theme: People should have a vigorous, positive spirit.