I'll Bite You to Death Tomorrow [Apocalypse Farming]

X Jiang author Zhou Qingze dies suddenly while racing to meet a deadline. After death, he actually wins the grand prize in the underworld lottery: an against-heaven System, and a chance to be reborn in a zombie world to save humanity!

Except...

Zhou Qingze: What the hell did you give me a farming System for?! Aaaah!

Later:

Zhou Qingze: You zombies pedaling the generators over there, put your backs into it! Set an example for the zombies digging potatoes! Hey, you zombie pulling weeds by the river, stop stealing the mealworms from the zombie fishing team’s bread!

All the zombies: Boss! Zhou the Exploiter is picking on us again! QAQ!

Wei Rong: Just put up with it. I spoiled him.

A story about farming and fighting monsters alongside a lousy System, recruiting zombie underlings, and casually wooing the Zombie King.

1. A scheming yet gentle Zombie King gong x a sharp-tongued, snarky little merchant shou. Strong x strong.

2. A let-loose writing exercise, cheerful with no angst from start to finish, and a sweet happy ending.

3. If I write another pitfall, I’ll be a little turtle forever _(:з"∠)_.