Five-year-old Nan Nan has the misfortune of transmigrating into a novel, becoming an... orphan with a huge inheritance.
A reborn supporting actress is eyeing the heroine's throne, while her paternal relatives want to steal her fortune and entertainment company.
The System bound to her is worrying itself sick like an anxious dad, afraid that such a little one won't survive in the world of the book.
Whenever a bad guy comes near, it immediately sounds the alarm: [He's a bad guy. Whatever he asks, don't agree!]
Bad guy: Long time no see. Come let your Third Uncle give you a hug.
Nan Nan raises a little hand to stop him: No. I won't do what you ask.
But Nan Nan is far too playful. When the bad guys try again and again to get custody of her so they can steal her enormous inheritance, she... just can't hold back anymore!
Adorable little Nan Nan sits down like a boss and asks excitedly, "Are you all here to apply to be my dad? You have to take a test to apply! Contestants, listen to the question!"
--Nan-style philosophy: Long live good people! As for bad people, nobody's going to blame me for treating them like toys~.
Not long after, an adorable little UP creator posts a video dripping with humblebragging.
The folks on Bilibili think they're watching a rich kid show off her lavish lifestyle. Look, there's a private amusement park, a whole room of luxury Bonpoint kids' clothes, a screen wall made of raw gold, and Hermès toiletries...
They're just starting to marvel enviously when the camera turns, revealing a gloomy paper mansion in the middle of the house!
Nan Nan says sadly, "Dad gave all these things to me, but they said Dad was too tired, so he's going to sleep in this paper mansion until I grow up. This paper mansion is so fragile. Dad might fall down..."
She picks up a pile of lollipops and says sweetly, "I want to build Dad a candy house, so he'll have sweet dreams~."
Overnight, the little girl becomes famous across the internet, and countless people become her devoted mom fans:
"What kind of heartbreakingly adorable little angel is this?! She doesn't even know her dad isn't coming back, sob sob."
"Come on, everyone! Recharge her channel so she can get enough lollipops to build a candy house!"
"Keep your chin up, or your crown will fall. A hundred thousand Nan Moms will charge into battle to protect you, even if it costs us our lives!"
Reader's guide:
1. This is a group-adored story, not a healing story or a nouveau-riche story. It has some healing and ridiculously extravagant moments, but it's mainly a pampering story.
2. There is a CP. The CP is Fan Zhe.
3. I found the character design on a forum. Many thanks to Tianluo Fuxiajuan for generously gifting me the design. This little darling is just too cute!
My upcoming novels:
1. "The Big Shots Are All Competing to Be Her Dad"
Blurb:
Lately, haters have been especially eager to bash a five-year-old girl:
"She's so cute, she must've had plastic surgery!"
"A little kid can sell the naming rights to a commercial rocket? They must be collaborating to fake it!"
"Without her parents, she's nothing! Rich guys picking concubines is one thing, but she's actually holding a talent show to pick a dad?!"
The five-year-old girl being bashed, Fang Nannan, is feeling very down.
She accidentally transmigrated into the novel "Orphan's Lament," becoming an orphan whose parents died and whose relatives are fighting over her massive inheritance.
In the future, she'll also end up abused by her adoptive parents and suffer horrors like having both legs broken.
Faced with this terrifying plot, five-year-old Nan Nan's eyes turn red. She turns around and calls the secretary of her birth father, the original host, who has passed away.
Nan Nan: Uncle, can I choose my own dad?
The next day, Nan Nan posts a contest called "China's Best Dad" on her personal Weibo and tags Xinghui Entertainment, the company owned by her birth father.
@FangNannanV: The "China's Best Dad" contest is about to begin! The winner will receive custody of Fang Nannan, only daughter of the late Fang Xiaonan, chairman of Xinghui Entertainment, as well as the lifetime honorary title of "Nan Nan's Dad."
The post makes all the netizens furious. They secretly curse her and hope she ends up with a gold-digging new dad.
Who could have guessed that every contestant would be a top-quality dad?
Scientist Dad: Want to see the moon? Dad will build you a rocket~.
Count Dad: The baby is crying? Get me funny jokes or fairy tales suitable for calming children, from both online and print media, and find me a top-tier star who knows how to soothe kids.
CEO Dad: Whoever dares to bully you, I'll make sure their company goes bankrupt.
A month later, the whole internet is won over.
2. "There's No Way a Little Girl Could Have So Many Golden Fingers"
Blurb:
The Dao Ancestor's primordial spirit transmigrates into the body of a five-year-old national sweetheart in an entertainment-industry novel, only to discover that all the supporting actresses are bent on taking her out, because doing so will win them the heroine's aura.
The supporting actresses all have flashy golden fingers:
1. The second female lead, a fake heiress, is born with incredible luck;
2. The third female lead, a little darling, has a beauty system;
3. The fourth female lead comes straight for her, with a ghostly skill set (fake);
4. The fifth female lead tries to break up her parents' marriage and has a black-envelope group;
Yuanling sighs deeply: Have humans really regressed this far? With abilities like these, they think they're something special?
She grabs the fourth female lead, who attacks her with her ghostly skills, and shakes her head with a tsk. "Your hair's as dry as straw. Come on, let Dad's endorsed shampoo work its magic. If you like it, buy a hundred thousand bottles to use at home."
She pours an entire bottle over the fourth female lead's head, then pins her down in the waters of the Yellow Springs to wash her hair.
In the waters of the Yellow Springs, countless vengeful ghosts gleefully claw and tug at the fourth female lead's scalp.
The fourth female lead cries out, "Dad, please spare me!"
Later, they all start calling Yuanling Dad affectionately...
3. "The Villains Are All Competing to Be Her Dad"
Blurb:
Five-year-old Xixi transmigrates into "The Max-Level Green Tea Holds a Cute Kid's Script," becoming a wealthy little orphan whose parents are dead and whose relatives are fighting over her massive inheritance.
As a minor character in the book, she'll not only have her inheritance and luck stolen by the green-tea heroine, but she'll also be made out to be a spoiled and evil brat, so it seems like she deserves to be exploited.
Faced with a survival challenge on hell difficulty, Xixi draws a sharp breath and decides to spend some money on a game to relax first.
CEO Xixi: "Four Wild Men"? That's a terrible name. I'll give the game company a million and tell them to change it to "Four Wild Dads"!
She'll spend every last cent and leave nothing for the heroine!
"Four Wild Men" is a romance game app. Its four male leads are tragic, powerful, and handsome villains from four parallel worlds:
A. An ancient tyrant; B. A top scientist; C. A sea-king siren; D. A god of light.
They were supposed to wait for players to win them over in various ways, but one day, they awakened their own will...
The four male leads: A stupid game thinks it can control my life?
They immediately turn around and launch plans to destroy the world.
The game app has no choice but to hurry out an upgrade.
System: This game lets you raise a kid by spending money in reverse, too. Dads, want to give it a try? (cute face.jpg)
Then it recommends its million-level VIP customer, Fang Nannan, to them...
Looking at the cutie on the other side of the screen, the villains, who were always the ones being pursued, ponder.
The four villains: ...Maybe we can mess with the player for a bit before destroying the world?
A month later, after Xixi suddenly goes viral online and gains a whole crowd of dad fans and mom fans, the great villain bosses are so furious their eyes turn red.
What gives you the right to call my kid "baby"?
Reader's guide:
1. Both sides spend money on each other.
2. The villains competing to be the kid's dads happens later in the book, and they're competing with a whole bunch of people.
Theme: May you treat the world with kindness, and may the world treat you kindly too
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The Emperor's Husband, a Cannon Fodder, Transmigrates into a Cross-Dressing Beauty
Teaching Them a Lesson in a Son-Obsessed World [The Sixties]
The Yuanling Patriarch Has Come Back to Life
Chronicles of the Fateful Blessed Daughter
Raising Pandas in the 1960S
I Have a Lucky Cat System
Why didn't Yuan Ling Patriarch give me a refund?
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So cute. I'll update the article a lot.
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