Did I Remind Myself Today? [Western Crossover]

Patrick knew he was different. It seemed that every day, countless other Patricks were living their lives. They had different circumstances and different personalities. From behind the mirrors, they warned him not to repeat their experiences. When he got up and washed up, the Patrick in the mirror looked as if he'd been submerged in water, his face full of dismay: "Hey, watch out for that broken faucet." When he went into the kitchen for breakfast, the Patrick reflected in the knife looked utterly despairing: "Watch your fingers when you slice the bread, brother." When he walked out the door, the Patrick reflected in a bank window looked a little alarmed: "Call the police! There's a robber here!" The Patrick in a puddle looked dusty and disheveled: "Hurry! This place is about to blow up!" But at some point... The Patrick reflected in a glass of cola clutched an autographed photo, beside himself with excitement: "Did you know? That little guy in the back is Spider-Man!" The Patrick reflected in Iron Man's armor looked exhausted: "Did you know Iron Man's been poisoned?" The Patrick reflected in the Winter Soldier's metal arm was hysterical: "Say 'Hail Hydra'! Come on!" The one in the elevator mirror said that young woman was Agent Black Widow. The one in the floor tiles said that three of the five people behind him were Hydra agents. The one in his phone screen warned him that the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. was already monitoring his phone. Patrick: I actually just want to live an ordinary life. Theme: To be added