After a Car Accident, Whoever I Glare at Dies

Please check out my new book, After My Fiance Lost His Memory, I Asked the Great General to Marry Into My Family. Muah!

New book blurb: Wan Yuan liked Xi Qiufang. She kept her feelings hidden in her heart when they were young, until his white moonlight disappeared and Xi Qiufang gently proposed to her. At last, she had a proper chance to stand by his side.

But three months before the wedding, Xi Qiufang fell into the water and suddenly lost his memory.

He remembered everyone, and every moment from the past three years with his white moonlight, but he forgot that Wan Yuan had been his fiancee for three years.

In front of everyone, he took his white moonlight's hand and told Wan Yuan that even though he'd lost his memory, he would keep his vows for life and love only one person. He would never love another.

He was certain he would never love Wan Yuan.

After Xi Qiufang humiliated her in front of everyone, Wan Yuan made a clean break and tore up the marriage contract. But in the carriage on her way home, she cried so hard her heart and lungs felt like they were breaking.

While she was crying uncontrollably, the carriage hit a stunningly handsome qin player. Overcome with grief, Wan Yuan let evil get the better of her and abducted the "musician" to take home.

The next day, the "musician's" aunt, the Empress, came to a minister's home in person to propose the match.

Only after Wan Yuan got married did Xi Qiufang, who had once vowed to love only one person for life, realize he had long since fallen in love with her.

Wan Yuan: "My husband is so delicate he can't even take care of himself."

Meng Zhuoying: "I'm riding on my daughter's coattails. I, your humble servant, am now a member of the Wan-Meng family." (smug)

Xi Qiufang: "For the rest of my life, I'll only like women who don't like me." (doge)

A groveling-for-love story where he never gets her back.

This book's blurb: Also known as After the Accident, I Raised a Kid and You Look Like You're Going to Die.

Serious version:

After the unfortunate heiress Lu Yanqing gets into a car accident, she awakens her Heavenly Master bloodline and gains the bonus skill "Expert in Face Reading"?

Does her stepmother, who caused her accident, look like she's about to die?

Does her stepmother's lover, who wants her dead, also look like he's about to die?

Does her flirtatious childhood friend look like he's about to die?

Does the white lotus her childhood friend is seeing also look like she's about to die?

Even that handsome young man who just happened to be passing by has a face that says "death"!

What the heck is this "expert in face reading"? Has she been possessed by Conan?

After becoming a Heavenly Master, Lu Yanqing grows a Barbie-pink rose.

When it blooms, there's a cute little thumb-sized man inside. (Thumbelina, male edition.)

Nie Shuzhao asks in a deep voice:

"Have you found my skin?"

After the unfortunate heiress Lu Yanqing dies and comes back to life in a car accident, she "grows" a thumb-sized "girl" and begins a chaotic life raising a child.

The miniature brat grabs her phone to play with, steals her luosifen, and rolls around demanding to live in a mansion. Lu Yanqing cries herself hoarse:

"Good boy, Mommy really isn't rich!"

The brat also has the most over-the-top toddler taste. He loves wearing Barbie-pink dresses and wants to dye his hair every color of the rainbow.

Lu Yanqing keeps looking the other way and posts nine-grid photos of the kid. (She can't be the only one going blind.jpg)

Lu Yanqing, with a mother's loving heart: "Good boy, if you keep acting like this, you'll regret it when you're older."

The brat crosses his arms. "Hmph! I'm never going to grow up!"

Meanwhile, Nie Shuzhao, an upperclassman living just one courtyard away, rubs his forehead and wonders: Why have I been involuntarily repeating words lately? And why did I just feel an urge to get highlights?

Theme: Always turn toward the light, and never yield to the darkness.