She Is His Cure

Su Ruan has a soft waist and sweet lips. She's as gentle and soft as a little white rabbit, with a delicate voice. When she looks at someone, her big eyes flutter. The moment a man lays eyes on her, she steals a piece of his soul, and his heart turns to mush. Then he hears her voice and thinks, Damn, I'd give you my life! Nie Tianbai is devastatingly handsome, comes from a family richer than a kingdom, and excels at fighting and skipping class. He treats women like cabbages. One day, everyone sees Nie Tianbai pinning little white rabbit Su Ruan against the classroom's back door, grinning wickedly. "Call me big brother. Say it, and I'll give you my life." Su Ruan looks timidly at Nie Tianbai, her eyes turning red. "Really? Your true form is a six-eared black hound. I've lured away three of your souls, and you've been hit with my Heart-Softening Powder. Add some cinnamon bark and simmer you over a high flame, and you'll taste just right!" System: ...Healers are not allowed to destroy those they treat. Su Ruan: Damn it, what illness does he have, anyway? He's so disgusting! System: Romance Novel Idiot-250 Virus. It is currently the known virus with the most complex symptoms and the lowest cure rate. It erodes the patient's brain and central nervous system, causing multiple personalities. Su Ruan: Damn, he has multiple personalities too? How many has he split into? System: So far, your patient has split into the following personalities: a school bully who fights instead of studying, a CEO who gossips instead of working, an award-winning actor who chases trending topics instead of acting... Su Ruan: ...Forget it. Give up. I'm tired. System: No. The system matched you, so the patient only responds emotionally to you. He'll risk his life for you, go crazy for you, and slam himself into walls for you. A silly, snarky comedy, just for a laugh.