My new novel, The Little Fortune-Teller Sets Up a Stall to Get Rich in the Nineties, is now live. Please add it to your favorites!
Cui Qing has been unlucky and surrounded by yin energy since childhood. After graduating, she became a funeral worker at a private funeral home, where she has worked for three years.
One day, she receives a job offer from the underworld. She jokes about it with her online friends, only to actually see a ghost that very night.
A mysterious young man suddenly appears before her and says, "Judge Cui, I'm here to take you to the underworld to start your new job."
Trembling, Cui Qing pulls out the offer and reads it carefully.
Salary and benefits: 10,000 spirit coins during the probation period, one house in the underworld, and a full-time position after death.
Cui Qing: !! What kind of decent employer pays its workers in spirit coins?!
The good news: she's finally landed a government job.
The bad news: it's a government job in the underworld.
Synopsis for my new novel, The Little Fortune-Teller Sets Up a Stall to Get Rich in the Nineties:
Lin Chuqi has just turned five when she binds herself to the Fortune-Telling System. All she has to do is touch someone to see their future.
It's an amazing and fun ability, but Lin Chuqi isn't happy, because she's discovered that her father is a fake fortune-teller!
Her con-artist father, Lin Zizhen, talks a mile a minute as he tells a customer, "You look radiant, and your fortune is flourishing. Blah, blah, blah..."
Lin Chuqi keeps tugging at her father's sleeve to remind him, "Dad, that's not right."
Lin Zizhen slips her ten yuan. "Go play somewhere. Dad's making money. Go buy yourself some candied hawthorns."
With tears in her eyes, Lin Chuqi pockets the ten yuan and hurries after the customer on her little legs. "My dad was lying just now. If you go home now, your legs will get broken. If you wait two minutes before going home, you can save them."
Two days later, the customer arrives at their stall in a wheelchair, carrying a banner that reads, "Master, you're incredible!"
Her father, Lin Zizhen, takes the banner with a beaming smile. "You're too kind."
But the customer snatches it right back and hands it to five-year-old Lin Chuqi with both hands. "Little Master, your prediction was spot-on. Could you tell my fortune again?"
Lin Zizhen: ...
Later, Lin Chuqi becomes a famous little fortune-teller, with a steady stream of people coming to see her every day.
Lin Chuqi touches a customer's hand and says, "You're going to die tonight. Your eyes will be gouged out, your neck will be hung up, and your tongue will stick way out. How scary!"
Lin Zizhen covers her mouth. "You can't be so blunt."
Lin Chuqi pulls out ten yuan and hands it to him. "Go play somewhere. Your daughter is making money. Take this and buy some bubble gum."
Lin Zizhen: ...
As they're about to close up, Lin Chuqi tells their last customer, "Uncle, you've killed thirteen people. You like collecting their eyes, then hanging their bodies up high..."
Lin Zizhen scoops up his daughter and runs. "Sweetie, don't say any more! We have to get out of here. You just read the fortune of a serial killer!"
Theme: Work hard, enjoy life, and find yourself.
It's good that Cui Qing has an underworld establishment, but it's more difficult to work during the day to maintain living expenses and have to go back to the underworld to work at night.
It's a no brainer to know that it's the huge donation and the rides!
New article "The Liar Father and the God of Calculation" 10.5. Please add it to your collection~
Lin Chuqi, who has just turned five years old, is bound to a divine arithmetic system. As long as she touches someone, she can see their future.
Although it was magical and fun, Lin Chuqi was not happy because she found out that her father was a liar!
Lin Zizhen, the liar's father, said to his guests with great eloquence: "When you look at it, your face will be rosy and your fortune will be smooth, blah blah blah…"
Lin Chuqi kept tugging on her father's sleeves to remind him, "Dad, you said it wrong."
Lin Zizhen handed her ten yuan and said, "Let's play while dad makes money. Let's buy some candied haws."
With tears in her eyes, Lin Chuqi collected the ten yuan and ran after the guest on her short legs, "My dad was just lying. If you go home now, your legs will be broken. If you go home two minutes later, you can save your legs."
Two days later, the customer arrived at the booth in a wheelchair carrying a banner with the words "Master, you are truly amazing."
Dad Lin Zi took the banner and smiled happily, "You are too polite."
Unexpectedly, the guest grabbed the banner and handed it to Lin Chuqi, who was only five years old, with both hands. "Little Master, your prediction is really accurate. How about you give me another prediction?"
Lin Zizhen:…
Later, Lin Chuqi became a famous little fortune teller, and there was an endless stream of people who came to her for fortune telling every day.
Lin Chuqi touched the guest's hand and said, "You are going to die tonight. Your eyes will be gouged out, your neck will be hung, and your tongue will stick out so long. It's so scary."
Lin Zizhen covered her mouth, "You can't speak so directly."
Lin Chuqi took out ten yuan and gave it to him, "Let's play while I make money. I'll use it to buy bubble gum."
Lin Zizhen:…
When the work was about to end, Lin Chuqi said to the last customer: "Uncle, you have killed thirteen people. You like to collect their eyes and then hang the bodies high..."
Lin Zizhen picked up his daughter and ran away, "Don't say anything, my dear, let's run quickly, we will find a serial murderer."
A real liar father and a real god tell fortunes for his daughter.
The next book will be "I Changed the Plot to Make Everyone Successful [Through the Book]" Please collect it~
Meng Xun died suddenly after working overtime and passed away.
After entering the school, she still worked as a cowboy in the male protagonist's company. What made it even more difficult for her was that there were ten people in the office, and the other nine were related households. Good things never happened to her, and all the dirty work was left to her.
Meng Xun immediately resigned and ran away. Whoever wants to take this bull and horse will take it!
At this time, Goldfinger's script modification system came online, requiring her to ensure that the script developed normally to the ending. The reward was a million-dollar grand prize (after tax).
After hearing this, Meng Xun tore up her resignation application, not because of the million-dollar prize, but because she was simply interested in changing the plot!
At this time, the stupid supervisor threw all the tasks of five people on her again, and everyone else was sitting around drinking tea and chatting.
Meng Xun sneered and stretched the timeline to half an hour...
The supervisor is flattering and showing loyalty to the male protagonist? Cross it out and change it to read that the supervisor is courting the male protagonist coquettishly.
She conveniently arranged for herself the job of delivering food to the heroine. She just saw that the heroine didn't even eat a bite. The Michelin meal is hers.
When she came back from delivering the food, the company no longer had a supervisor, so comfortable!
A colleague from a related household stole the plan she stayed up late to make?
Meng Xun moved the time to three minutes ago, and changed the plan to the chat history of colleagues complaining about the male and female protagonists, and set it to the children's song Schnappi.
The meeting room suddenly rang, "It's you, it's that, it's that pi, it's that pi, it's that pi..."
The related households were expelled from the company on the spot.
Inadvertently, Meng Xun discovered why she was the only one in the office?
System: The golden finger is not meant for you to use like this!
Lin Yishu is a technology leader, and the company relies entirely on his own R&D technology support.
But every time he innovated a new technology, when he woke up the next day, his technology would be snapped up by rival companies.
After many failed attempts, he went dark and decided to bring the entire industry to death. He developed a super virus based on technical vulnerabilities, which would paralyze all related systems as long as it was loaded.
He hides the super virus in new technology and waits for rival companies to steal it
After waiting for one day, the other party didn't steal. After five days, he didn't steal. After a month, he still didn't steal.
? ? Why are so many scandals breaking out at rival companies?
[Shy] I'll close this before the next book, let's give it a shout~
[Yuanbao] "I Open a Couple's Restaurant in the Strange Realm" The NPC heroine cooks and cooks for daily food management
[Yuanbao] The whole village wants to raise me to death [Seventy] The whole village can hear the heroine's voice, and the whole village will become rich and lead the heroine to the pinnacle of life.
[Purple Sugar] I became the richest man by doting on my daughter [90] The male protagonist with a life of 0 is bound to the system of doting on his daughter to extend his life. He makes black technology toys and becomes the richest man in the world.
[Purple Sugar] It is better to take care of your husband than to take care of yourself [Qi Ling] The female boss is lying flat in Qi Ling. The husband is responsible for making a fortune, and she is responsible for dividing the money and spending the money.
Has the copywriting been changed? Somewhat strange
It's good that Cui Qing has an underworld establishment, but it's more difficult to work during the day to maintain living expenses and have to go back to the underworld to work at night.
It's a no brainer to know that it's the huge donation and the rides!
New article "The Liar Father and the God of Calculation" 10.5. Please add it to your collection~ Lin Chuqi, who has just turned five years old, is bound to a divine arithmetic system. As long as she touches someone, she can see their future. Although it was magical and fun, Lin Chuqi was not happy because she found out that her father was a liar! Lin Zizhen, the liar's father, said to his guests with great eloquence: "When you look at it, your face will be rosy and your fortune will be smooth, blah blah blah…" Lin Chuqi kept tugging on her father's sleeves to remind him, "Dad, you said it wrong." Lin Zizhen handed her ten yuan and said, "Let's play while dad makes money. Let's buy some candied haws." With tears in her eyes, Lin Chuqi collected the ten yuan and ran after the guest on her short legs, "My dad was just lying. If you go home now, your legs will be broken. If you go home two minutes later, you can save your legs." Two days later, the customer arrived at the booth in a wheelchair carrying a banner with the words "Master, you are truly amazing." Dad Lin Zi took the banner and smiled happily, "You are too polite." Unexpectedly, the guest grabbed the banner and handed it to Lin Chuqi, who was only five years old, with both hands. "Little Master, your prediction is really accurate. How about you give me another prediction?" Lin Zizhen:… Later, Lin Chuqi became a famous little fortune teller, and there was an endless stream of people who came to her for fortune telling every day. Lin Chuqi touched the guest's hand and said, "You are going to die tonight. Your eyes will be gouged out, your neck will be hung, and your tongue will stick out so long. It's so scary." Lin Zizhen covered her mouth, "You can't speak so directly." Lin Chuqi took out ten yuan and gave it to him, "Let's play while I make money. I'll use it to buy bubble gum." Lin Zizhen:… When the work was about to end, Lin Chuqi said to the last customer: "Uncle, you have killed thirteen people. You like to collect their eyes and then hang the bodies high..." Lin Zizhen picked up his daughter and ran away, "Don't say anything, my dear, let's run quickly, we will find a serial murderer." A real liar father and a real god tell fortunes for his daughter.
The next book will be "I Changed the Plot to Make Everyone Successful [Through the Book]" Please collect it~ Meng Xun died suddenly after working overtime and passed away. After entering the school, she still worked as a cowboy in the male protagonist's company. What made it even more difficult for her was that there were ten people in the office, and the other nine were related households. Good things never happened to her, and all the dirty work was left to her. Meng Xun immediately resigned and ran away. Whoever wants to take this bull and horse will take it! At this time, Goldfinger's script modification system came online, requiring her to ensure that the script developed normally to the ending. The reward was a million-dollar grand prize (after tax). After hearing this, Meng Xun tore up her resignation application, not because of the million-dollar prize, but because she was simply interested in changing the plot! At this time, the stupid supervisor threw all the tasks of five people on her again, and everyone else was sitting around drinking tea and chatting. Meng Xun sneered and stretched the timeline to half an hour... The supervisor is flattering and showing loyalty to the male protagonist? Cross it out and change it to read that the supervisor is courting the male protagonist coquettishly. She conveniently arranged for herself the job of delivering food to the heroine. She just saw that the heroine didn't even eat a bite. The Michelin meal is hers. When she came back from delivering the food, the company no longer had a supervisor, so comfortable! A colleague from a related household stole the plan she stayed up late to make? Meng Xun moved the time to three minutes ago, and changed the plan to the chat history of colleagues complaining about the male and female protagonists, and set it to the children's song Schnappi. The meeting room suddenly rang, "It's you, it's that, it's that pi, it's that pi, it's that pi..." The related households were expelled from the company on the spot. Inadvertently, Meng Xun discovered why she was the only one in the office? System: The golden finger is not meant for you to use like this! Lin Yishu is a technology leader, and the company relies entirely on his own R&D technology support. But every time he innovated a new technology, when he woke up the next day, his technology would be snapped up by rival companies. After many failed attempts, he went dark and decided to bring the entire industry to death. He developed a super virus based on technical vulnerabilities, which would paralyze all related systems as long as it was loaded. He hides the super virus in new technology and waits for rival companies to steal it After waiting for one day, the other party didn't steal. After five days, he didn't steal. After a month, he still didn't steal. ? ? Why are so many scandals breaking out at rival companies?
[Shy] I'll close this before the next book, let's give it a shout~ [Yuanbao] "I Open a Couple's Restaurant in the Strange Realm" The NPC heroine cooks and cooks for daily food management [Yuanbao] The whole village wants to raise me to death [Seventy] The whole village can hear the heroine's voice, and the whole village will become rich and lead the heroine to the pinnacle of life. [Purple Sugar] I became the richest man by doting on my daughter [90] The male protagonist with a life of 0 is bound to the system of doting on his daughter to extend his life. He makes black technology toys and becomes the richest man in the world. [Purple Sugar] It is better to take care of your husband than to take care of yourself [Qi Ling] The female boss is lying flat in Qi Ling. The husband is responsible for making a fortune, and she is responsible for dividing the money and spending the money.
Has the copywriting been changed? Somewhat strange