This Batch of Boyfriends Is Pretty Useless

Blurb:

This is a story about a keyboard warrior bottom who transmigrates into a book, is forced to play the top, and ultimately fails to do so.

Jian Qiao loves reading BL novels. He doesn't just love reading them, he loves trashing them, usually the top protagonists.

"Oh my god, I can't stand guys who brag. This top is so lame he's hit the Earth's core."

"A good-looking guy walked past, and he took a second look? Hmm... People like that are born cheaters."

"A few million... You can't even buy a first-tier toilet with that. I don't get why anyone would make the top such a loser."

Until one day, someone couldn't take it anymore: "How do you manage to pick a fight under every story? If you can do better, why don't you try?"

Jian Qiao: "OJBK, I'll do it, then."

The next day, Jian Qiao woke up...

A delicate, beautiful man was beside him, looking at him with tear-filled eyes. "If I ruin this face, will you stop thinking about him?"

Jian Qiao: "???"

He looked up, completely baffled, and saw a line of text floating before him: This generation's top isn't up to much. If you're so good, you do it.

Jian Qiao: ...But I'm a bottom, for fuck's sake!

Infinite flow, 1v1. The plot is ridiculous and illogical. Thanks so much for your bookmarks and flowers. Spinning, leaping, mwah!

Please add my next book, "Dressage", to your reading lists. It's a thrilling sports novel: a passionate, nouveau-riche bottom × a true blue-blood gentleman top.

Blurb: The first time Le Zhang showed up at the club, everyone snubbed him.

They told him, "Equestrian sports aren't for nouveau riche upstarts."

Until one day, this upstart appeared at the Olympic Games and shattered the scoring record for the highest level of dressage.

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