Oh No, I've Seen a Ghost Again

Blurb:

Mo Mo has a Four Yin constitution and easily attracts ghosts.

Since she was little, all sorts of ghosts and monsters have had their eyes on her.

Water ghost: I'll come for you when you're twenty-two. You'd better marry me then, okay? Smooch~

When Mo Mo turned twenty-two, the water ghost came, then keeled over with a splat.

At first, they made Mo Mo the dormitory manager for the Special Operations Team, hoping she'd attract more wandering ghosts so the team members wouldn't have to waste their days waiting around for trouble to show up.

Unexpectedly, with her gentle nature and excellent cooking, Mo Mo won over all the fiends on the team.

In the end, even the Demon King fell for her.

Ghost: Little miss, give me one of your tears and I'll give you my favorite little heart~

With a splat, the ghost was purified.

Zombie: Little miss, give me one of your tears and I'll give you my beauty secret. It'll keep you fresh for a hundred years~

With a splat, the zombie croaked.

Fox spirit: Little miss, give me one of your tears and I'll give you all my love~

With a splat, the fox spirit died.

Special Operations Team members: This is too much to watch. Everyone knows only our captain gets Mo Mo's tears.

The Demon King captain: I worked hard for those in bed. Why should I give them to anyone else?

[Sweet, gentle little darling x ruthless Demon King boss. Happy ending, sweet romance.]

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☆ Blurb 2.0, upgraded version ☆:

Sweet, gentle little darling?!

Yeah, right~

That doesn't exist!

I can fix a light bulb with my bare hands, unclog a drain, cook and clean like a pro, and I'm great at catching and dealing with ghosts.

So why won't they let me show off after I transmigrated into a book?!

System: If you're supposed to be a sweet, gentle little darling, then you should be going "Aww, boo-hoo" every time you open your mouth. Someone like you, who even scares ghosts, is more like a wicked old hag.

Mo Mo: Are you sure "Aww, boo-hoo" isn't what a scheming white lotus says when she's fishing for attention?!

System: ...

[Fake sweet, gentle little darling x genuine ruthless Demon King boss. Happy ending, sweet romance.]