A new modern danmei novel is now underway:
How to Deal with Being the Cannon Fodder Ex-Husband
What should you do when you transmigrate into a book and become the cannon fodder's ex-husband?
What else can you do?
If you can't escape, you just have to fight back!
Enough talk. Call me "Tough Guy"!
...Scene One...
Lin You: Hey, you don't love your husband at all. Just let him go and set you both free. Wouldn't that be better?
Song Chao: Pfft! You just want me to hurry up and divorce him so I won't get in the way of you and my ex-husband living happily ever after!
Lin You, the current husband and future ex-husband: Is self-attack and self-reception really okay?
...Scene Two...
Lin You: Tell me, do you love me or him?!
Song Chao: I love you, I love you, I love you most!
Lin You: Tell me, do you love me or him?!
Song Chao: I love you, I love you, I love you most!
Lin You has been reassured, but he's still sulking. Something feels off...
Song Chao: Nice try. You think I don't know Lin You and Lin You are the same person?
Coming soon: Romance novel Oh No, I See Ghosts Again. Please add it to your favorites!
Mo Mo has a four-yin constitution and attracts ghosts easily.
Ever since she was little, all kinds of ghosts have had their eyes on her.
Water Ghost: I'll come back for you when you're twenty-two. You have to marry me then, okay? Muah~
When Mo Mo turned twenty-two, the Water Ghost came back and then, with a splat, died for good.
At first, they made Mo Mo the dorm supervisor for the special operations team because they hoped she'd attract more stray ghosts and save the team members from wasting their days waiting around for them.
Who knew Mo Mo would win over the whole team of devils with her gentle nature and amazing cooking?
In the end, even the Demon King fell for her.
Ghost: Hey, little girl, give me a tear and I'll give you my favorite little heart~
With a splat, the ghost turned over a new leaf.
Zombie: Hey, little girl, give me a tear and I'll give you my beauty secret. You'll never decay, even after a hundred years~
With a splat, the zombie dropped dead.
Fox demon: Hey, little girl, give me a tear and I'll give you all my love~
With a splat, the fox demon died.
The special operations team members: We can't even watch this. Who doesn't know that only our boss gets Mo Mo's tears?
The team's Demon King captain: I worked so hard for them in bed. Why should I give them to anyone else?
[Sweet, Capable Little Darling x Ruthless Demon King Bigshot, Happy Ending, Sweet]
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☆Blurb 2.0, upgraded version☆
Sweet, capable little darling?!
Ha!
Nothing of the sort!
I can fix a light bulb with my bare hands, unclog a drain, cook and handle housework like a pro, and I'm great at catching and dealing with ghosts.
So why, after transmigrating into a book, am I not allowed to show off my skills?!
System: If you're supposed to be a sweet, capable little darling, then you should be going "Boo-hoo-hoo" every time you open your mouth. Someone like you, who even ghosts are afraid of, is a shrew.
Mo Mo: Are you sure "Boo-hoo-hoo" isn't what a fake innocent girl says to fish for attention?!
System: ...
[Fake Sweet, Capable Little Darling x Real Ruthless Demon King Bigshot, Happy Ending, Sweet]
Novel blurb:
A thousand years ago, Sun Wukong beat the White Bone Demon to dust with three blows of his staff.
Afterward, the White Bone Demon spent a thousand years proving that piecing together bone dust is much, much harder than putting together a jigsaw puzzle...
A thousand years later, someone told Bai Gu that the best way to get revenge on someone was to make him fall in love with you, then dump him!
Bai Gu firmly rejected the idea. Come on, why be so full of resentment? Can't a demon just live in peace?!
But...
Can someone tell her why this brooding Buddhist lord, with all the attitude of a wolf pup, keeps clinging to her?!
Tang Seng: Aww! My disciple is jealous again!
Cai Ming: Aww! My boss is jealous of both of them!
Liu Shang: Aww! My fake rival is jealous again!
Bai Gu: Aww! My man is jealous yet again!
Silly Author: Huh? The Great Sage is jealous again?
Qitian: Silly Author, get over here. I promise I won't beat you to death!
The Silly Author, hands on hips: I just love watching you get annoyed with me when you can't do a thing about it!
Everyone: Ew~~~! Freak!
In short, the Great Sage is either jealous or on his way to getting jealous...
Obsessive, scheming wolf pup VS Buddhist-minded real demon girl
P.S. A sweet little romance disguised as a story about the entertainment industry~!
Content warnings:
1. It has a happy ending and it's sweet, but it's not a wish-fulfillment story.
2. The author is terrible at logic, but will try to make things plausible.
3. The heroine is lazy at first, but she's not actually a silly, naive girl.
Theme:
The great sage who was born with BGM. . Laughing like crazy
Hahahahahahaha, I really like this chapter so much, the monkey hair scene is so funny!
Alas, Xiao Gu really is, I don't know how to put it, it's obviously not voluntary.
Finished!!! Suddenly I feel so reluctant to let go. The film must be finished, right?
!!! The feeling of ending!
Press claw(?>?<?)
In the future, let's make a side story for Jin Gu Bang and Man Tuo. We have to be responsible for others, haha
Sure enough, I can sing ~ The beautiful scenery of West Lake is March!
Next, I guess the one who deserves to be beaten is our great sage (?????)
Dad, Happy New Year (?????) I haven't read any articles during the recent New Year celebrations. I didn't expect that Dad would update the articles as usual. Thank you.