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Gui Shu died when his dao companion stabbed him through the heart just as he was about to ascend.
As his soul self-destructed, he inexplicably heard his dao companion talking to something.
"That ten-thousand-year-old old turtle. Who'd bother winning him over if it wasn't for the mission? Thick-skinned, black-hearted, sharp-tongued, and he hides in his shell whenever there's danger..."
Hah? So that's how it was? Single for hundreds of millions of years, and now some damn seducer shows up!!
Afterward, Gui Shu's soul shattered into fragments that scattered across different worlds.
To gather his soul and be reborn as soon as possible, Gui Shu embarked on a one-way journey to protect his chastity and avoid being won over.
From then on, an unwinnable target appeared amid a sea of flowers. This target was incredibly difficult to win over, and his thick shell caught the attention of a certain big shot.
After failing to win him over, the big shot Rong Huan said, "That old turtle is hopelessly self-obsessed, thick-skinned, and sharp-tongued. No wonder he's single. I'd rather die than try to crack that shell again."
Gui Shu: "We're not meant to be. I advise you to stop chewing on this bone."
Later...
Rong Huan looked at the enormous, mountain-sized Bixi (Gui Shu's true form, the divine beast Bixi)...
"It's fine. I've got strong teeth!"
A little scene: Gui Shu, in tears, pleaded, "Please stop staring at my shell."
Rong Huan calmly produced a knife and fork. "I hear the meat inside a turtle shell is soft and tender. Are you going to lie flat and let me eat you, or lie down and let me eat you?"
Gui Shu: "...Can I choose not to be eaten by you!!!!"
Preorder 1: The Cannon Fodder I Raised [Quick Transmigration]
Yu You is a cannon-fodder actor.
He puts his heart and soul into playing his roles, stays in his lane, and moves the plot along.
He works hard at his job to earn a real body of his own.
However...
One day, someone suddenly decides to openly keep him as a pet.
Yu You scoffs. Does this person think all those years of playing cannon fodder were for nothing?
Who could have guessed that one day Yu You would suddenly be promoted from cannon fodder to male lead, and that in every world he'd have to spend the rest of his life with a sickly, tsundere man!!!
Yu You: What did he ever do to deserve this? Is being a cannon fodder really so hard?
Yang Zifu: You caught my eye, so I'll repay you twice over with your [redacted] soul...
Sickly, shameless top who loves to get frisky, and a beautiful bottom with thick skin and stamina.
Preorder 2: Reborn as the Dragon Proudheaven's Sidekick
"I used to be a woad plant deep in the mountains that could cure every disease. Then I became a spirit..."
Sang Ling accidentally transmigrates into a harem cultivation novel with a male lead.
Fortunately, he doesn't become a woman and join the male lead's harem.
Instead, he becomes the male lead's woad-spirit sidekick. In one dangerous moment, he heroically sacrifices himself to save the male lead.
Show time.
Sang Ling is all set to put on a moving performance and make a graceful exit...
But who knew the male lead would want to start a passionate, slightly-mutated bromance with him???
Wait, what about all those curvy beauties, each with her own charms, in your harem? You're not going to pursue any of them anymore!!!
One day, Sang Ling, who's been targeted by someone determined to keep him close even if he can't have him, is told that he must obtain the essence of the child of Heavenly Fortune to stay alive...
Sang Ling looks at the man beside him, feeling there is nothing left to live for, and pulls him into the room.
"Come on, let me take a look at your treasure."
Feel free to add it to your collection~
My completed no-romance novel: I Just Want to Lie Flat on My Good Looks [Quick Transmigration]
Recommending my friend Xin Wu Qixi Di's novel, Apocalypse Couple's Modern Farming Life. It's from the top's point of view, so interested readers are welcome to check it out.
Theme:
The poor Sharman tribe has such an emperor.
Thank you madam! Sprinkle flowers!
Oops~ It turns out that the protagonist is the big boss? Great, I thought he was another one who needed protection~
This is the first time I have finished reading an article. I have collected many of them before and couldn't stand it after reading only half of them. This book is very interesting, but the only thing is that the male protagonist is the main character. Love is not about your body. But the system text makes me relieved~(^з^)-☆
Nice, but too short
Thanks for free Very well written
Thank you to the author for the huge discount~~
Thanks for the limited fee, finish with flowers
Woohoo thanks for the limited fee, it's so beautiful
Hhhhhh Absolutely, give me insoles when I get my period.