Flirted With in an Escape Game

[A Collection of Stories] Please add my column, "The Max-Level Big Shot Goes Viral After Retirement [Book Transmigration]" =3= --Story Blurb-- The "Survival Game" appeared out of nowhere and took the world by storm overnight. One day, the game was invaded by an extraterrestrial creation, and no one could log out! A mechanical voice rang out: "Clear every dungeon to leave the game. If you die in the game, you will die in reality, too." My completed stories, ready to binge: "The Pixiu Cub Is Three and a Half [Book Transmigration]" "The Top-Tier Star's Sister Goes Viral with Her Goofy Antics [Book Transmigration]" "The Kids' Birth Mother Is Everyone's Dream Girl [Book Transmigration]" "The Lucky Koi Female Side Character Is Everyone's Darling [Book Transmigration]" [A Collection of Stories] Please add my column, "The Max-Level Big Shot Goes Viral After Retirement [Book Transmigration]" =3= --Story Blurb-- After retiring from the quick transmigration worlds and returning to her original world, Qiao Qiao was bound to a System and learned that she was now inside a novel. As the female side character with the highest beauty rating in the entire book, her sole purpose was to provide beauty points to the reborn heroine, Su Yueke. Qiao Qiao calmly sipped her tea: I'm enjoying retirement. Don't bother me. To get Qiao Qiao to join variety shows, the System kept increasing the rewards for her missions. Qiao Qiao had planned to enjoy a quiet retirement, but the System tempted her with all kinds of spirit fruits. After all, she loved good food more than anything. Qiao Qiao: It offered way too much.jpg At first, viewers watching the show thought: Qiao Qiao acted like she was retired, even while on a variety show. After meals, she'd go for a leisurely stroll like an old man, often carrying a thermos filled with goji berry tea. She went to bed on time every night and never stayed up late. Later, viewers watching the show discovered: Qiao Qiao knew "a little bit" about everything. She was skilled in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and she was also a master of all eighteen forms of martial arts. She was practically an all-rounder. She was! Absolutely! Slaying! [Bonus Scene] A badge-collecting game in a haunted house: The guests trembled with fear in the eerie, terrifying surroundings. Qiao Qiao strolled around with a relaxed expression, even reminding a ghost NPC, "The floor's a little slippery. Watch your step." When she ran into a skeleton NPC and accidentally knocked its skull off, she even picked it up and handed it back: "Your head fell off. Here, take it." NPC: "???" After being reborn, Su Yueke was bound to a System. The System told her that whenever she came in first in a variety-show game, she could draw beauty points from a target of her choice. When the System prompted her to choose a target, she didn't hesitate to pick Qiao Qiao, an unremarkable contestant on a variety show in her previous life. Later, every one of Su Yueke's missions failed: [Ding! Mission failed. Gain 2.2 pounds.] [Ding! Mission failed. A pimple has appeared on your forehead.] [Ding! Mission failed. Your hairline has receded by 1 centimeter.] [Ding! Mission failed. Your nose bridge has flattened.] [Ding! Mission failed. Your shoulders are no longer straight and bare.] Su Yueke: "???" Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? [Spits up three feet of blood.jpg] *Sweeties, please add my author column, pretty please T^T Theme: