The Top-Tier Star's Sister Goes Viral for Being Hilarious [Book Transmigration]

[Please add my completed novel, After Retiring, the Max-Level Bigshot Goes Viral [Book Transmigration], to your favorites =3=] Blurb The little koi spirit Su Yuyu transmigrates into a book. Uncle System tells her that she was stolen by a villain shortly after birth, and that she's a pitiful female supporting character with a cannon-fodder script. The System concludes that her future looks bleak. But on the very day she transmigrates into the book Her top-tier star older brother and her billionaire parents find her. System: "???" That's gotta sting, even though I don't have a face. After the variety show Traveling with the Kids airs, one of the little ones becomes a huge star. While fishing The fans watch in heartache as their idol bends over with his sleeves and pant legs rolled up, his face smeared with mud. After all that effort, he's only caught one fish. Just then, some sharp-eyed fans spot a fish leaping out of the river and straight into the bamboo basket held by a perfectly adorable little girl. And there's more than one fish in there!!! The audience: "..." Are all the fish committing group suicide?! During the talent show The fans watch the kids show off their talents, feeling proud to be associated with them. Then Su Yuyu says she's going to hum a "lullaby" and claims it can cure insomnia. The fans think the child must be silly. But a few seconds later, a famous actress with severe insomnia falls asleep to Su Yuyu's humming. Before the fans can even react, they see Su Yuyu, who had been standing and singing, fall asleep too. The audience: "..." Is this what they mean by sleeping standing up?! Later Su Yuyu earns titles like the nation's darling, the little one who's always trending, the cutest little worker, and the lucky koi girl. PS: Three cents per thousand characters. Writing is hard, so thanks to the kind little angels who support the official release =v= My completed novels, all finished and ready to binge The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Pixiu Cub [Book Transmigration] The Kids' Mom Is a Fan Favorite [Book Transmigration] The Koi Female Supporting Character Is Everyone's Darling [Book Transmigration] [Please add my completed novel, After Retiring, the Max-Level Bigshot Goes Viral [Book Transmigration], to your favorites =3=] Blurb After retiring from the quick transmigration worlds and returning to her original world, Qiao Qiao gets bound to a System and learns that she's inside a novel. As the female supporting character who ranks at the top of the entire cast in beauty, her only purpose in the story is to provide the reborn heroine, Su Yueke, with beauty points. Qiao Qiao calmly sips her tea: I'm retired. Don't bother me. To get Qiao Qiao to join a variety show, the System keeps increasing the rewards for her tasks. Qiao Qiao had planned to enjoy a quiet retirement, but the System tempts her with all kinds of spiritual fruit. After all, food is her greatest love. Qiao Qiao: It offered way too much. JPG At first, viewers of the variety show notice Qiao Qiao treats the show like a retirement home. After eating, she takes a leisurely stroll like an old man, sometimes carrying a thermos filled with goji berry water for good health. She goes to bed on time every night and never stays up late. Later, viewers of the variety show realize Qiao Qiao can do a little bit of everything. She not only knows music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, but is also skilled in all eighteen kinds of martial arts. She's practically a ten-category all-rounder. She! Goes! Absolutely! Wild! [Bonus scene] During a badge hunt at a haunted house The guests tremble in fear at the spooky, terrifying surroundings. Qiao Qiao strolls around leisurely, even reminding the female ghost NPC, "The floor's a little slippery. Watch your step." When she encounters a skeleton NPC and accidentally knocks its skull off, she even picks it up and hands it back. "Your head fell off. Here, take it." NPC: "???" After being reborn, Su Yueke binds herself to a System. The System tells her that every time she comes in first in a variety show game, she can draw beauty points from a target. When the System prompts her to choose a target, she picks "Qiao Qiao" without hesitation. In her previous life, Qiao Qiao had been completely unremarkable on variety shows. Later, every one of Su Yueke's tasks fails [ Ding! Task failed. Gain 2.5 pounds. ] [ Ding! Task failed. Break out in pimples on your forehead. ] [ Ding! Task failed. Your hairline recedes by 1 centimeter. ] [ Ding! Task failed. Your nose bridge gets flatter. ] [ Ding! Task failed. Lose your straight shoulders. ] Su Yueke: "???" Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? [Spits up three feet of blood. JPG] *Little angels, please add my author page to your favorites, pretty please T^T Theme: Healing