Qi Wu transmigrates into a melodramatic novel, becoming the lowest-ranking member of the Qi clan and a cannon-fodder villain to boot.
The Qi clan are all strikingly beautiful. Though they are men, they can bear children. In the Great Zhou, members of the Qi clan have little status and are often treated as playthings.
The protagonist uke in the novel is also a member of the Qi clan, while the protagonist seme is the emperor of Great Zhou. The two will endure countless hardships and finally end up together, stepping over the corpses of countless cannon fodder along the way.
One of those corpses will be Qi Wu's... As a villain, he'll relentlessly target the protagonist uke and make it his mission to take everything from him. As cannon fodder, he'll first be beaten until he loses his child, then thrown into the Cold Palace to starve and freeze to death.
Qi Wu, who was raised in comfort: Absolutely not!
So he runs away while being escorted to the emperor of Great Zhou, and doesn't forget to take his "dowry" with him.
Disguised as a citizen of Great Zhou, Qi Wu flees to the border. He buys a house and farmland, and hires maids, servants, and a chef... Aside from the Qi clan's unique biological problem that strikes every month, life is pretty comfortable.
The biological problem is too hard to bear. One day, Qi Wu gets carried away and spends a night with the so-called brutal and unrestrained God of War Prince.
Shang Fuheng, the God of War and the pillar of Great Zhou, has a peculiar temper. His achievements are so great that they threaten the throne, and in the original story, the emperor of Great Zhou predictably has him killed on a false charge of rebellion.
As for that... Qi Wu calmly strokes his belly. "Go in peace. The child I'm carrying will be your posthumous heir. We'll keep ourselves safe and have nothing to do with you. When the holidays come, be careful, and we won't burn incense or paper for you."
Shang Fuheng, who isn't even dead yet but has already had his future neatly arranged for him: ...Did I break you?
The short-tempered uke x the seme with something wrong in his head
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Upcoming novel 1: The Healing Beauty's Escape Plan [Interstellar]
Synopsis:
Ming Zhi is a pitiful boy hated by his father and mother. Branded frail and sickly and in need of rest, he's locked away in a little tower where sunlight barely reaches, and stays there for over ten years. He's not released until he turns twenty, and before he can even enjoy the sunshine, he's pushed in front of a man in a wheelchair.
Qi Fujing, the Empire's God of War and Marshal, has an illustrious record and countless merits. Once, he was the most sought-after bachelor in all the Interstellar, until he was severely wounded in a major battle. Not only has he been confined to a wheelchair ever since, but he's also developed a mental power disorder, and no one dares approach him.
To show that he continues to respect Qi Fujing, the emperor issues an edict to the Ming family, known for producing healers, ordering them to send someone to care for Qi Fujing. The Ming family dares not defy the emperor, but they don't want to sacrifice a capable child for a marshal with no future. So they remember Ming Zhi, locked away in a secluded tower.
Ming Zhi is considered the Ming family's failure. He's frail, inarticulate, and unlike the other Ming children, was not born with healing powers. When he was five, he nearly killed the family's most promising eldest son. He's been locked in the tower for over ten years, and after being released, he seems to have forgotten how to walk.
A failure like Ming Zhi is a perfect match for the violent, crippled Qi Fujing.
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Qi Fujing sits in his wheelchair, his features grim and his expression icy. The mental power around him seems on the verge of exploding at any moment. Everyone thinks the child from the Ming family will be afraid of him, and Qi Fujing thinks so too. Ming Zhi is pale and frail, and even the slightest disturbance frightens him. Qi Fujing really likes watching him cry.
But Ming Zhi isn't afraid of Qi Fujing at all. On the contrary, he feels sorry for this man, who often loses control when his mental power goes berserk... He was once the Empire's god.
During all the years he was locked away in the tower, Ming Zhi's only source of information about the outside world was an old, broken radio. Through it, he heard countless stories of the legendary victories Qi Fujing had achieved, and often wondered what the Marshal of the God of War looked like.
The Marshal of the God of War doesn't have three heads and six arms, but his stern face is imposing and handsome... The first time they meet, Ming Zhi thinks that before he leaves, he must heal Qi Fujing. Someone as good as him shouldn't have to suffer like this.
Ming Zhi knows he isn't a failure. He has a healing ability so powerful that the whole Ming family would do anything to get their hands on it.
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Half a year later, the whole Interstellar is abuzz
[The Empire's god! Qi Fujing is standing again! He no longer needs a wheelchair, and his mental power disorder is cured!]
[Whoa, the Ming family's healing powers are that amazing? I heard the one they sent to Marshal Qi was the least capable member of the family.]
In less than half a day, everyone in the Interstellar knows that Marshal Qi Fujing has recovered and is offering a huge reward across the whole network to find someone: Ming Zhi, the person who used to be by his side, has run away!
Later, a desolate planet shrouded in poisonous fog, where not a blade of grass grows, suddenly sees the clouds part and the sun shine through. In a short time, it becomes full of life.
Hey, that gorgeous beauty picking mushrooms on the desolate planet looks just like Ming Zhi, the one the Marshal has been looking for!
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Upcoming novel 2: After the Cannon-Fodder in a Beloved-Everyone Novel Goes on a Dating Show with a Movie Star
Synopsis:
Jiang Lai transmigrates into a novel where everyone adores the protagonist. The protagonist uke is doted on as he grows up by his adoptive parents and childhood sweetheart. Later, his wealthy biological parents find him too, and everyone around him loves and pampers him.
But Jiang Lai has transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder villain who relentlessly targets the protagonist uke in the original story, eventually jumping to his death in a tragic ending.
When Jiang Lai transmigrates into the book, the original owner has just downed an entire glass of spiked wine.
When the drug takes effect, Jiang Lai has no choice but to spend the night with the passing movie star Qin Yanyu.
The spiked wine was stolen from the protagonist uke, and Qin Yanyu, who helps Jiang Lai through the effects, is the protagonist uke's uncle. When the protagonist returns to his biological family, Qin Yanyu will be one of those who dote on him.
Jiang Lai: ...
As it happens, Qin Yanyu is exactly his type. Jiang Lai simply agrees that they should keep seeing each other in secret, thinking they can say goodbye when they get tired of it.
After all, once the protagonist uke returns to his family, Qin Yanyu will leave on his own, even if Jiang Lai doesn't bring it up.
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But not long after, an accident sparks rumors across the internet: Movie star Qin Yanyu hates a young actor named Jiang Lai.
So when people hear that Qin Yanyu and Jiang Lai will be on the same dating show, they all look forward to the drama. With Movie Star Qin's temper, Jiang Lai is in trouble!
Sure enough, once the show starts
Jiang Lai fails to get a bed and has to share a room with Qin Yanyu, leaving him with a sore back from sleeping on the floor;
Jiang Lai doesn't have enough money to buy mosquito repellent, so a mosquito bites his neck and leaves a big red welt;
He sneaks off to fight Qin Yanyu, only to bash his lip and end up looking utterly miserable...
The netizens have a grand old time watching the drama, then realize
I'm the clown here.jpg
This is the most blind batch of netizens I've ever had ╭(╯^╰)╮
During the dating show, most netizens insist that Qin Yanyu and Jiang Lai have a bad relationship.
Until one day, something goes wrong during a livestream, and they see the two sneaking off camera to kiss...
Although Qin Yanyu and Jiang Lai explain, "It was an accident after drinking. Our relationship really isn't good!"
The netizens reply: I can see again all of a sudden. It'd be rude to stay blind.jpg
Seeing this, Qin Yanyu talks to Jiang Lai in private. "How about we stop pretending and just make it official?"
Jiang Lai: ...Is it possible that we're really not dating?
Qin Yanyu: Oh. (goes crazy on the spot.jpg)
Jiang Lai: So, I started a relationship without even knowing when it began?
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A few months later, the protagonist uke returns to his biological family.
For a while after that, Qin Yanyu becomes increasingly hard to find. Jiang Lai takes it in stride: He must be busy with the beloved-by-everyone plot.
So when they meet again, Jiang Lai politely asks, "Should we break up?"
Qin Yanyu, with a ring in his pocket, is completely bewildered. "Last night I only did it twice because I was afraid you couldn't handle any more today, not because I can't. You're breaking up with me over that?"
Jiang Lai: ...
A popular influencer and netizens happen to pass by just then, livestreaming: !!!
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Theme: Live well
The main character attacks Rui and the deputy Xipi attacks the scene: Liu Lu's fw, my evaluation is: it's easy to scold.
After watching it, I felt that the emperor was the worst, and all his official spouses were gone.
After reading it, Shang Fuheng said: Liu Lu is a waste. This sentence is pertinent and to the point... If Liu Qi was the main CP, Liu Lu's journey to pursue his wife would have to be written at least 600,000 words.
Eight years, how many eight years can there be in life?
After eight years of separation, so much affection will be slowly worn away by life.
The end of "Spreading Flowers" www Liu Qi actually made her cry a little bit
The main character attacks Rui and the deputy Xipi attacks the scene: Liu Lu's fw, my evaluation is: it's easy to scold.
After watching it, I felt that the emperor was the worst, and all his official spouses were gone.
After reading it, Shang Fuheng said: Liu Lu is a waste. This sentence is pertinent and to the point... If Liu Qi was the main CP, Liu Lu's journey to pursue his wife would have to be written at least 600,000 words.
Eight years, how many eight years can there be in life?
After eight years of separation, so much affection will be slowly worn away by life.
The end of "Spreading Flowers" www Liu Qi actually made her cry a little bit
It looks good, and the deputy CP is also great!
呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜哇哇哇撒花撒花,好舍不得,真的是最近看过的最好看的文呜呜呜呜呜呜
Woohoo, Liu Qi is really crying?
I prefer this article to Vice CP