Tan Yesheng transmigrates into a book and happens to catch the male lead, an award-winning actor, handing over a prenuptial agreement: The marriage will last one year, we won't interfere in each other's affairs, you can have the car and the house, I'll give you 500,000 a month for living expenses, and you'll get a settlement when we divorce. All you have to do is behave and stay in line.
Tan Yesheng signs immediately. Hesitating for even a second would be blasphemy against money!
But news of their marriage unexpectedly leaks, and Cheng Fanlin's manager comes to see Tan Yesheng with an invitation to appear on a dating reality show, hoping the two of them can join the program and put the rumors to rest.
Without even looking at it, Tan Yesheng says, "I'm not going. I don't need the money."
After seeing the fee, Tan Yesheng says, "Who ever complained about having too much money?"
Before the dating show:
Cheng Fanlin: "Don't pretend we're in love. Don't try to get close to me."
Tan Yesheng: "Okay. I get paid to do a job, and I'm dependable."
During filming:
Cheng Fanlin: "We can pretend to be a little closer, too. I'll pay extra."
Tan Yesheng: "...Fine."
Later, about the one-year marriage:
Cheng Fanlin: "I'm not divorcing you. Not even if I die."
Tan Yesheng: "???"
#Shocking! The person he married by contract pulls this stunt just to dodge paying the divorce settlement!#
#Help! My wife would rather divorce me and take a few million than have a billionaire husband like me!#
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Before the show, fans: "Let me see what little minx has caught Brother Lin's eye!"
After the show, fans: "Aww, flowers in bloom make the eyes wander, and at midnight, when no one's around, don't listen to Fanlin teasing Yesheng. They're treating us like we're family!"
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A uke who never shares money or good food x a sharp-tongued, vengeful seme who holds double standards
Marriage first, love later / dating show / sweet romance / no real-life inspiration
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Two upcoming stories below, please add them to your reading lists
Upcoming story 1: The Healing Beauty's Runaway Plan [Interstellar]
Blurb:
Ming Zhi is a pitiful child hated by both his parents. Branded as frail and sickly, in need of rest, he was locked away in a little tower where sunlight could barely reach, and stayed there for over a decade. He was finally let out at twenty, only to be pushed in front of a man in a wheelchair before he'd even had his fill of sunlight.
That man was Qi Fujing, the Empire's legendary marshal and god of war, renowned for his many achievements and victories. Once the most sought-after bachelor in the entire Interstellar community, he was gravely wounded in a great battle. Not only was he confined to a wheelchair for life, he also developed a mental instability disorder, and no one dared approach him.
To show that he still held Qi Fujing in the highest regard, the emperor issued an edict to the Ming family, a clan renowned for producing healers, ordering them to assign someone to care for Qi Fujing. The Ming family dared not defy the emperor, but they were unwilling to sacrifice a capable child for a marshal whose future was all but over. Then they remembered Ming Zhi, locked away in a secluded tower.
Ming Zhi was the Ming family's acknowledged failure. He was frail and inarticulate, and unlike the other Ming children, he wasn't born with healing abilities. At five, he nearly killed the family's most promising eldest son. After being locked away for over a decade, he seemed to have forgotten how to walk.
A failure like Ming Zhi was a perfect match for the violent, crippled Qi Fujing.
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Qi Fujing sat in his wheelchair, his eyes shadowed and his expression cold. It seemed that the volatile force of his mental energy was always on the verge of erupting. Everyone thought the child from the Ming family would fear him, and Qi Fujing thought so, too. Ming Zhi was pale and delicate, startled by the slightest disturbance. Qi Fujing really loved watching him cry.
But Ming Zhi wasn't afraid of Qi Fujing at all. On the contrary, he felt sorry for the man, who so often lost control because of his volatile mental energy... He was once the god of the entire Empire.
During all those years locked in the tower, Ming Zhi's only way to learn about the outside world was a broken, old radio. Through it, he heard countless tales of the legendary battles Qi Fujing had fought. He had often wondered what the god-of-war marshal looked like.
The god-of-war marshal didn't have three heads and six arms, but his gloomy face was imposing and handsome... At their first meeting, Ming Zhi thought that before he left, he would surely heal Qi Fujing. Someone so wonderful shouldn't have to suffer like this.
Ming Zhi knew he wasn't a failure. He had a healing ability so extraordinary that the entire Ming family coveted it.
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Six months later, the entire Interstellar community was stunned:
[The Empire's god! Qi Fujing is standing again! He's not only ditched his wheelchair, he's also been cured of his mental instability!]
[Holy crap, the Ming family's healing powers are that incredible? I heard the one sent to Marshal Qi was the most useless member of the family.]
In less than half a day, everyone across the Interstellar community knew that Marshal Qi Fujing had recovered and was offering a huge reward to find someone: Ming Zhi, the person who had been by his side, had run away!
Later, a barren planet shrouded in toxic fog suddenly emerged into the sunlight, and before long, it was teeming with life.
Hey, that gorgeous beauty picking mushrooms on the planet looks just like Ming Zhi, the person the marshal has been searching for!
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Upcoming story 2: After the Group-Favorite Novel's Cannon Fodder Joins a Dating Show with an Award-Winning Actor
Blurb:
Jiang Lai transmigrates into a book about a beloved character adored by everyone. The protagonist uke is raised in a doting household by his adoptive parents and childhood friend. Later, his wealthy biological parents find him, and everyone around him loves and spoils him.
But Jiang Lai has transmigrated into the role of a cannon-fodder villain who constantly picks on the protagonist uke in the original story, eventually jumping off a building to meet a tragic end.
When Jiang Lai transmigrates into the book, the original character has just finished drinking a whole glass of spiked liquor.
As the drug takes effect, Jiang Lai has no choice but to grab the passing award-winning actor Qin Yanyu and spend a passionate night with him.
The spiked liquor was stolen from the protagonist uke, and Qin Yanyu, who had the antidote, is the protagonist uke's biological uncle. Once the protagonist returns to his birth family, Qin Yanyu will be one of the people doting on him.
Jiang Lai: ...
The thing is, Qin Yanyu is exactly his type. Jiang Lai simply agrees that they can keep seeing each other on the sly, thinking they'll say goodbye once they're bored.
After all, once the protagonist returns to his birth family, Qin Yanyu will leave on his own, even if Jiang Lai doesn't bring it up.
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But soon, after an unexpected incident, rumors spread across the internet: Award-winning actor Qin Yanyu hates a young actor named Jiang Lai.
So when people learn that Qin Yanyu and Jiang Lai are going to appear on the same dating show, they all wait for the drama. With Actor Qin's temper, Jiang Lai is in for trouble!
Sure enough, after the show begins:
Jiang Lai loses the fight for a bed and has to share a room with Qin Yanyu, leaving him with a sore back from sleeping on the floor;
Jiang Lai doesn't have enough money to buy mosquito repellent, so mosquitoes leave a swollen red welt on his neck;
Jiang Lai gets into a fight with Qin Yanyu where no one can see, then bangs his lip and ends up in a pitiful state...
The internet happily watches the drama unfold, until people realize:
Turns out I'm the clown.jpg
The internet users of this generation are the blindest I've ever seen ╭(╯^╰)╮
Throughout the dating show, most viewers insist that Qin Yanyu and Jiang Lai have a bad relationship.
Until one day, an accident during a livestream reveals the two of them sneaking off-camera to kiss...
Although Qin Yanyu and Jiang Lai explain, "It was a drunken mistake. We really don't get along!"
The viewers say, "I can suddenly see again. If we keep pretending to be blind, that's just rude.jpg"
After seeing this, Qin Yanyu privately asks Jiang Lai, "How about we stop pretending and make it official?"
Jiang Lai: "...Is it possible that we're really not dating?"
Qin Yanyu: "Oh." (Immediately loses his mind.jpg)
Jiang Lai: "So I've been in a relationship without even knowing when it started?"
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Months later, the protagonist uke returns to his biological family.
For a while afterward, Qin Yanyu becomes more and more elusive. Jiang Lai takes it in stride: He must be busy following the group-favorite plotline.
So when they meet again, Jiang Lai politely asks, "Should we break up?"
Qin Yanyu, with a ring in his pocket, looks utterly baffled. "The only reason I stopped at twice last night was because I was worried you wouldn't be able to handle more today, not because I can't keep going. You want to break up with me over that?"
Jiang Lai: ...
A popular livestreamer and internet users happen to pass by at that exact moment, and they're streaming live: !!!
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Theme: After the clouds clear, the moon appears. Hard work brings rewards, so live life with optimism and enthusiasm~
I feel like I can read another 10,000 extra chapters.
It's really over and I'm really reluctant to let it go, so I wish Teacher Cheng and Teacher Xiaotan can hold hands in your world and grow old together with them, have a long and happy life, and spread flowers~
I feel like I can read another 10,000 extra chapters.
It's really over and I'm really reluctant to let it go, so I wish Teacher Cheng and Teacher Xiaotan can hold hands in your world and grow old together with them, have a long and happy life, and spread flowers~
Sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers ~ [Orange Candy] I got [Purple Candy] kswl
It's pretty, sprinkle it with flowers
Looks good, the flowers are finished!
Not bad, sweet.
Finished reading! ! ! Throw flowers! ! !
The money-keeping kitten on the cover is so cute (why is it so cute)
Looks good, love it, love it
See you in the next book, friends!