[Both are virgins, top's POV, top pampers bottom. A story about an old man struck by a lucky break who diligently works his way to the top.]
After a car accident leaves Zhou Xun unconscious, he's bound to a System called "A Lifetime of Happiness."
System 618, "A Lifetime of Happiness": Don't pay 998! Don't pay 98! Just give it one shot! Banish all your difficult ailments!
Dear Host, just fill your mission target's Happiness Meter, and you'll be rid of the label of being unable to perform forever, achieving a blissful life where no one can defeat you in bed!
Come try it out~ (*^▽^*)
Zhou Xun seriously suspects this is a System trying to trick him into making porn. As a man with morals and a sense of shame, Zhou Xun refuses to become a bottom!
But! Still!!
His mission target smells so good! Every little thing about him strikes right at Zhou Xun's heart!
The System warns him not to get carried away, but if he's destined to be just a passerby in the other man's life, then he'll make sure the man never forgets him for the rest of his life, and can never again be intimate with another man!
A twisted upbringing makes Gu Qingze look like a perfect gentleman on the outside, while inside he's wildly rebellious and loves a thrill.
He picked up someone at a bar who caught his eye, only to discover the next morning that the man was one of his employees.
The man wagged his tail like a dog whenever he saw him, and even wanted to rub his scent all over him.
Tall and handsome, loyal and protective, eager to please him...
"Isn't my proposal wonderful? I'll be right under your nose. If you want, you can call me up just like you did today, anytime."
"You're not a piece of meat. You're the one who trains dogs. I ate your piece of meat, so I'll be your dog for the rest of my life."
"Didn't you know? I'm your dog. So I'll bite to death anyone who covets you!"
Maybe having a dog isn't so bad? Gu Qingze's thin lips curled into a smile as he bent down to reward him. "Good boy."
Zhou Xun, who'd successfully sold himself: Marketing is an art. You're only successful if you sell yourself in a way that hits the other person's sweet spot!
Our bodies fit, and our souls are drawn to each other. We were made for one another.
System 618: Hah. Men!
[This story exists purely to indulge the author's own peculiar tastes. Logic is dead. It's melodramatic, indulgent, and sweet.]
Next up: Becoming the CEO of an Old-School Romance Novel [Book Transmigration]. A perfectly sane CEO from an old-school romance novel and a snarky assistant.
He accidentally transmigrates into an old-school CEO romance novel. Ahead of him is the original heroine, who triggers an accident every time she gets near him. Behind him is a venomous beauty, his white moonlight. And beside him stands an assistant who's outwardly respectful but constantly mocking him in his head!
[Here she comes! The heroine's carrying her bucket of melodrama!]
[No wonder the heroine had such rotten luck early on. Anyone who gets close to her is doomed! It's not that I don't want to save you, Mr. Fu! You've got the male lead's halo, so even if the heroine hits you and leaves you crippled, you'll recover after a couple of days in the hospital! But my fragile little body would shatter!]
[Y-you've taken off so much! Who are you trying to seduce? Don't come any closer! Or I'll call the heroine in!]
[Lady, I'm begging you! The kidney you want is in the heroine! Stop clinging to me, okay?!]
[How can there be a wage slave as miserable as me? It's bad enough having to slave away for my boss, but now I have to serve his mother too! Wait! Madam, why are you handing me ten million yuan?]
[Leave your son?! Have you got it wrong? I don't have the heroine's script!]
[Ahhhhh! I'm doomed! My boss works me to the bone at the office during the day, then comes home and works me over at night! I quit!]
Fu Yanchen's head was buzzing. Unable to take it anymore, he pulled the man over and silenced him with a kiss.
"Go to sleep. If you keep making noise, I'll boil you so badly you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow."
The little assistant blushed and hurriedly shut his eyes, pretending to sleep. Satisfied, Fu Yanchen pulled him into his arms.
An old-school CEO romance isn't bad either. He's handsome, rich, capable, and has a first-rate body. After taking down the original heroine, the white moonlight, and the villain, he gets to call the shots in this world.
And he's got a little assistant who suits him perfectly. Life couldn't be better.
[Completed top's POV stories! Come check them out!]
The Brawny Husband of the Scholar: A transmigrated fake scholar who's sweet-talks only his beloved, follows the rule of not bothering others unless they bother him, x a taciturn, actually possessive and easily flustered brawny expert bottom.
The Cult Leader's Brawny Husband: A doting, scheming, handsome cult leader top x a taciturn, upright, brawny farmer bottom.
The Farmer's Little Bunny Husband: A steady, reserved farmer top who loves petting fluffy things x a soft, delicate, jealous rabbit bottom.
Theme: Trade sincerity for true affection, and win trust through hard work.
Boss, did you really stop writing the other slices before? Please write more. I can kneel down and beg you 😣 😣 😣
Mr. Gu's heart is probably harder than Zhou Xun's stick...😂[melted]
Boss Boss, by the way, I also wrote down the other slices, just think of it as feeding the chickens.
I really want to see the impotence week in the real world. The story of getting along with Mr. Gu should be said to be a firewood now. I just remembered that this is actually the new year. It's so fragrant. Please update🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏[continue][continue][continue]
What period is this resurrection in? Did I miss it? Why didn't I understand it? [Afraid]
I don't want to be in Mucangzi anymore and still talk so much 🐶 🐶
Suddenly I discovered that Gu didn't feel any discomfort after the two of them had sex in the toilet? [Afraid]
School is about to start [vomiting blood][vomiting blood][vomiting blood] I can't catch up in time
Why can't I leave a comment? 🧋 This way of leaving really brings tears to my eyes.
Urgent, urgent, urgent, urgent, urgent, urgent, urgent