[Ensemble Stars] The Kusama Family's Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo?

Raising a child isn't easy, and raising a little rascal is harder still!

Rascal: My name is Asai Torichi.

Sakuma Rei: What an adorable child~

Sakuma Ritsu: Bird? Coo-coo?

How can a vampire not even handle a child?

Sakuma Rei: Call me big brother.

Rascal: Rei-chan!

Sakuma Rei: A good child should call me Big Brother, you know.

Rascal: Rei-chan! Rei-chan! Rei-chan!

Sakuma Rei: ...Ritsu~ Big Brother is so sad~

Sakuma Ritsu: Call me big brother.

Rascal: Big Brother Ritsu~!

Sakuma Ritsu: Good girl~

Rascal: By the way, Big Brother Ritsu, aren't you with my wife Mako today?

Sakuma Ritsu: ...Idiot big brother, take her away!

“Abandoned” by her parents at the Sakuma household? No problem. She's perfectly happy being doted on by both sides!

A little rascal who falls into a vampire nest? No problem. Her teeth are even sharper than theirs!

Rascal: Big Brother Rei's blood is what I want most. Otherwise, I'd rather go without!

Sakuma Rei: What a troublesome child~

Sakuma Ritsu: That's no excuse for refusing to drink milk, coo-coo.

Rascal: Don't call me coo-coo! Sniff, I hate you most of all, Big Brother Ritsu! I'm going to propose to my wife!

In the middle of all this chaos, has the little rascal cheered on Undead and Knights today?

Rascal: Please make me two custom banners. One should say, “Rei-chan Rei-chan, scandalously intense!” and the other, “Ritsu Ritsu, his wife is mine~”

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