A Half-Immortal's Play

A few notes:

1. This foolish author has no feelings.

2. A procrastinator whose plot can't keep up with her ideas.

3. A practice piece with terrible writing.

4. Everything is the fault of this foolish author's lack of skill!

A wolf cub gong who plays the pig to eat the tiger x a carefree fortune-telling shou

People are born with four great joys:

A welcome rain after a long drought, meeting an old friend far from home, a wedding night, and success in the imperial examinations.

But for Gu Ling, his four great joys are:

Eating whatever he can eat, drinking whatever liquor he can drink, getting whatever money he can swindle, and joining in whatever excitement he can find.

In his previous life, he tasted the immortal cranes of Xiheng Peak, drank the rice wine of the Tianwen Inn, swindled money from those fate brought his way, and watched talented disciples of the immortal sects spar.

Feeling that he had no regrets in life, he turned and hugged his younger brother, Gu Jing, then blew up his golden core so they would die together.

Though he was burdened with a bad reputation, he was content.

Who could have guessed he wouldn't even get to sleep peacefully underground for a hundred years before someone dug him up?!

Gu Ling: "You had someone dig me up. Are you going to take responsibility for me?"

Mu Ci: "I'll cook your meals, brew your wine, and earn your money. If you like a bit of excitement, then wherever Mu Ci goes, there'll be bloodshed and chaos. You won't have a moment's peace!"

Gu Ling: "..."

The outline is giving me trouble, so the schedule is uncertain!

Pairing: Mu Ci x Gu Ling

P.S. Please give me lots of feedback! Anything is fine. I need someone to whip me into shape!