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# The Noble Consort Walks Through the Melon Patch with Bullet Comments Floating Overhead

Sang Wan transmigrates into a princess of a remote ancient kingdom. In an age when rival powers are vying for supremacy, her kingly father just wants to lie flat.

Sang Wan follows his example, spending her days cooped up in the palace, engrossed in the livestream System that lets her watch gossip. She also sends bullet comments to snark along with the other viewers:

[This custom in Yong is wild! The new king just ascended the throne and married his stepmother?!]

[By my count, this is the 405th male favorite Princess Chang of Wei has taken. I admire her stamina.]

[Heh. The Chancellor has nearly emptied Chen's treasury, and that fool of an emperor still dreams of ruling the world.]

After more than a decade of the father and daughter lying flat, the realm was finally at peace. Sang Wan's father swiftly pledged allegiance to the new dynasty that had unified the Central Plains, completing a peaceful transfer of power.

To show the breadth of the imperial favor, the court selected Sang Wan to enter the palace and made her a Noble Consort.

As a lucky charm used by the new emperor to win over the four quarters, Sang Wan merely moved somewhere else to continue enjoying fine food and fine clothes. She could even enjoy fresh palace intrigue in person, and happily snark away in her bullet comments every day.

After all, every consort in the harem knew that she was essentially a princess of a fallen kingdom, held hostage in the palace. Her rank might be high, but she posed no threat to them, and they didn't even include her in their palace intrigues.

Until one day, Sang Wan met the new emperor himself, the legendary decisive and ruthless ruler.

What's this man's problem? Why does he keep looking above her head?

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Fuqiu Yuan, the legitimate son of Wei, lost his mother when he was young and grew up surrounded by enemies on all sides.

When he was five, he was sick and took the medicine brought by a palace attendant. Just as he was about to drink it, two lines of purple writing drifted through the air.

[Don't drink it!!]

[I'm going crazy, there's poison in the medicine!!]

When he was eight, he went hunting at the imperial grounds and was about to mount his horse.

[Ahhh, the Fourth Prince tampered with the horse's hooves! He wants you to fall and break your leg, leaving you disabled, kid!]

When he was twelve, his father passed away. Just as he was overcome with grief...

[Stay strong, little one! Now isn't the time to cry!]

[The Regent plans to forge the late emperor's edict and put the Eldest Prince on the throne.]

Later, Fuqiu Yuan cleared every obstacle in his path, ascended the throne, and unified the Central Plains. But he never saw those words in the air again.

He had always thought they were messages from Heaven.

Until one day.

He met the princess of the fallen An Kingdom in the palace, his newly arrived Noble Consort.

The young woman bowed respectfully to him, the picture of obedience.

But large purple characters floated above her head, one line after another.

[Holy crap, that little bean sprout has grown into a total hottie!!]

[Look at that waist! Those legs! That butt!]

[Ahhhhh, those perfect proportions are incredible!]

[This old mom is shedding tears of joy.]

Fuqiu Yuan: ???

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